In the play below, Joe Pa gets caught being dead while on a sideline of a football game, and as a result breaks at least one of his dry, lifeless bones. He was attended too immediately by the medical staff and a shaman who had to scramble for a few stray cats' brains in order to keep Joe Pa's life force going until a suitable sacrifice could be made. [youtube]5qA-WjRPUvY[/youtube] Joe Pa, being too dead to be used as a Stud in the creation of more football coaches, will instead continue to ...
Opponents
Bogies On The Radar
It's late on Friday night. I'm watching Leno. Russell Crowe is the guest. So I thought, "Hey, I'll do a Bogies on the Radar with an 'If they were a Russell Crowe character' twist!" Problem is, despite all of his characters being quite different, they're all still Russell Crowe. And so instead, you get the bland version... Georgia Tech - (6-2): After having really disappointed the ND faithful who'd hoped for a "quality win" by losing badly to Clemson, it looked like the Theory of Chan ...
North Carolina “Still Cashing in on that Michael Jordan Thing”
SOUTH BEND, Ind.--HLS caught up with North Carolina head football coach John Bunting, seeking comment about the upcoming Notre Dame-North Carolina matchup. When asked about the traditions among the two schools, Bunting said, "When you have a history of two traditional powerhouses matching up like this, it's exciting for everyone. You look back at Notre Dame's history, and you have the Four Horsemen, the 10-10 tie with Michigan State, the green jerseys, breaking Oklahoma's winning streak, ...
Nut Sacked!
EAST LANSING, Mich.--It's official. Spartan football coach John The Smith will not be retained after the 2006 season. It's over, Johnny. In honor of his great legacy and in preparation of his impending unemployment, HLS has compiled the following list of jobs which might be more suitable for a man of Smith's abilities: Howard Dean campaign manager Assist in the completion of Crazy Horse Memorial in South Dakota Intern: Bethlem Royal Hospital Backup singer for Gnarls ...
Spartans Call Press Conference to Consider Hiring Head Football Coach
EAST LANSING, Mich.--Jahn El Smythe's days in East Lansing may be numbered. And that number may be one. Michigan State has called a press conference to take place at 1:30 p.m. EST to "discuss the coaching situation." Possible coaching topics for the press conference were revealed exclusively to HLS. John L. Smith or Tom Cruise: Whose Issues are Bigger? Stumbling Upon Your Ass: Things to do When Looking for a Hole in the Ground Protecting the 50-Yard Line: The 35-Yard Line of ...
The University of Navy: We Can Be Dorks Too
Hey, I've got all the respect in the world for the Midshipmen, but when you make a video like this, it's bound to be posted on the internet for all to see... [youtube]5n9gfkNzY_s[/youtube] PS - Army wouldn't have used the floor mat. Oh Snap! UPDATE: Middies play with Legos. Which is ok. Legos rule. [youtube]kAqLpmlXziY[/youtube] ...
If I Had Just One Wish…
I'd wish for a million more wishes. And then I'd make one of those wishes be that this week's starting QB for Navy be.. Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada He Makes Play-by-Play Announcers Cry In Their Sleep It just rolls of the tongue, don't it? ...
Wait. Is Notre Dame Playing Miami This Week?
Are we actually playing Miami this week? Maybe. It seems that, whoever we're playing this week, they're quite possibly liars. Still, they aren't bold-faced liars on the scale of Miami, so we'll let it slide. It probably wasn't a lie anyway so much as misinformation being spread by the coaching staff to ensure that the Notre Dame fans show up on Saturday prepared to be as quiet as possible. Crafty. Like a fox. Hey Karl Dorrel, if that coaching thing doesn't work out for you, we know ...
Answer Is: “Yes.”
Trebek: domer.mq? domer.mq: Was this a cheap shot? Trebek: Correct. The board is yours. domer.mq: I'll take "No Shit" for 500, Alex. [youtube]itLfjKed6pY[/youtube] In case ya missed it, UCLA's starting QB won't be around for the ND game. ...
Bogies On The Radar: Peanut Butter Cup Edition
About time to start looking at what our opponents are doing this season. With a nod to (fellow domer) Drew for the inspiration, we'll be looking at our opponets thru peanut butter glasses. Sugary, chocolatey, peanutbuttery glassess. Mmmmmmm.... Ahem. On with the review... Georgia Tech - (4-1, ND Result: Loss): Having just soundly defeated Virginia Tech, the Jackets now look like a truly formidable opponent that wasn't just amped to the max to be playing ND to start the season. In fact, ...