HLS spies deep within East Lansing have managed to return a picture of MSU's beloved Megaphone Trophy: It should now be quite obvious to everyone why the Irish did not bring the trophey to last years game (that shade of pink clashes with our gold helmets of course). ...
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MSU’s Center Knows How To Have A Good Time
Story is here. Who says beer and rapid fire, high velocity weaponry don't mix? ...
The Cunning Use of Flags…
HLS Intel has discovered that the incident of Michigan State football players planting a MSU flag in the middle of the field at Notre Dame Stadium on September 15, 2005 was actually the first in a series of such incidents world-wide. Apparently Hugo Chavez should be worrying more about MSU and less about George Bush. HLS Intel Officer Eddie Izzard explains the technique that MSU is employing in his report here. HLS Intel has also received the following spy-satellite images, catching the MSU ...
Remember, Remember the 17th of September…
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Scientists Baffled: Michigan Still Sucks
Ann Arbor, Michigan - After defeating the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame soundly in yesterday's game at Notre Dame stadium, most of Michigan expected to awake today to headlines heralding all that was great about Michigan. Instead, they found quite the opposite. Jerry Ben, chief scientist of the Institute of Sucking in Ann Arbor, Michigan explains, "Apparently, the level of suckitude with which Michigan is associated is actually inherent to Michigan itself. To try to extract the suckitude ...
Ann Arbor “Just a Friendly Person”
ANN ARBOR--Long a target of fans of opposing teams, Ann Arbor has heard it all. Tales of Arbor's sexual promiscuity have often inspired slogans and t-shirts containing popular phrases like "Ann Arbor is a Whore" or "Whats the difference between Ann Arbor and a porcupine? There are 100,000 pricks on the inside of Ann Arbor." "I just want to be left alone," Arbor said. "Yes, I've done some things and some people in the past I'm not proud of, but haven't we all? And that second joke isn't ...
It’s Going Global!
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In The Zone
As previously mentioned in our "Behind Enemy Lines" post last night, Michigan is now running the Zone Blocking scheme in their offensive system brought to you by Offenive Coordinator/Retread Mike Debord and the Letter L. Retread. When I learned of this, I knew immediately what that meant, but I also realized I didn't know a ton about it. I just knew the basics: Usually calls for blocking are "zone right" or "zone left" and the offensive linemen work in tandem to eliminate blockades for ...
The Enemy of my Enemy
Well after stomping all over PSU I sort of like the cuddly little lions now. I'm sure this will fade over time (ok it's faded)...but they do get one thing right: [googlevideo]7058775473278995403[/googlevideo] Hey Michigan, it's 10:19 here and guess what...you still suck. ...
A Report from Behind the Lines
I've got a mole in the Michigan Fan Base. We'll call him Deep TeaKup. He'll understand why. He may even laugh, but Michigan fans are not known for their senses of humor. A photo of a typical Michigan Fan. Now, why would TeaKup give up any insider information about Michigan? Well, for one, he's from Canada, and ever since Benedict Arnold sold out, Canadians have had a long and proud tradition of backstabbing. And for another thing, everything he's about to share with us is something ...