Apparently the Michigan punter and kicker has been waiting to "play" at Notre Dame his entire career. We're still trying to verify whether or not the guy undertstands that kickers don't actually play football. It's like that bonus round at the end of certain levels of Sonic the Hedgehog. Sure, it's part of the rules, and all those extra gold rings are really useful, but it's completely separate from the actual game. The hysterical part is that he's all wound up because, "despite meeting ...
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Can I Get An Amen!?
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10 Good Things About Michigan
Man, there are few phrases that so succinctly strike right at the heart of the matter like, "Michigan Sucks." It's so simple. So streamlined. So true. Not only that, but it's just so all-encompassing. I mean, it's not just the one "school" that sucks, but pretty much the entire state. I would try to describe just how much the phrase "Michigan Sucks" actually covers, but since that is such an enormous undertaking, I've decided instead to point out the 10 things that are great about ...
Bring On The Skunkbears
A Michigan Alum Gets Jacked Up About Playing ND.* *This is NOT representative of typical Michigan grads, we swear. ...
Paterno: “Um, about that whole ‘discipline’ and ‘rules’ thing… F&%K It.”
Showing that even an undead, ancient relic can have a total disregard for his own rules and principles when they are no longer convenient, Joe Pa's gonna let BranDon "Big D" Snow play in this weekend's game with Notre Dame. No way their juggernautalicious rushing performance against the Zips has anything to do with this. Quoth the Penn State Scout site: "At Penn State Media Day in early August, Nittany Lion coach Joe Paterno said veteran fullback BranDon Snow would miss at least the team's ...
I’m Guessing This Is Fake.
But it just seems too real. It has to be fake, right? [youtube]nI6hqtJWtOQ[/youtube] Nice Double-wide. ...
Laugh At the Old Guy (AKA the Joe Pa blooper reel)
It really is too easy to keep taking pot shots at ol' Joe Pa but I'll be damned if we don't keep finding good stuff. It's almost as this blog is writing itself. I'm now officially convinced this guy doesn't dress himself in the morning. [googlevideo]-1137447702280413132[/googlevideo] ...
Paterno, The Early Years…
So I figured I'd try and lampoon Joe Pa in my next post. The logical 1st step is to find a few good pictures of your subject because, as any good writing teacher will tell you, "Step 1, find funny pictures. Step 2, Create a title. Step 3, determine your subject." Anyway, being the dutiful writer that I am, I did a google image search for "Paterno." The usual angry, undead, fire breathing pictures popped up, but after a quick scan I discovered images from an Italian museum all titled ...