It's bad enough that ND is 0-4 this season. It's even worse to know that this is Purdue week - The Most Boring Week In College Football Blogging. If you guys hear anything that we should know and that we should let other ND fans know about Purdue, please feel free to e-mail us. We're digging. We really are, but Purdue is simply the most boring college football program in the nation, and it's hard to keep our attention on the task at hand. I got distracted by some pre-Algebra homework ...
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So, About Les Miles…
Les is liking his options right now. With Michigan (sucks!) quickly realizing that this may, in fact, be Llloydd Carr's last year as head coach of the Skunkbears (and by "may, in fact, be" I mean "is"), a ton of media attention has been poured on Les Miles, head coach of the LSU football program, as Carr's potential replacement. And after the smart-bomb-on-an-Iraqi-power-plant-like beat down that LSU just put on Virginia Tech last weekend, it seems like some Michigan (sucks!) fans are ...
There Can Be Only One: The Michigan (sucks!) Perspective
Michigan (sucks!) and Notre Dame have never both had 0-2 records. But after this week there can be only one non-winner. Only one biggest loser. Despite the vortex-like nature of Michigan (sucks!) and its fan-base, I have managed to know a few fans and/or alumni who are, eh, tolerable. One of them is our resident Michigan (sucks!) fan here at HLS, Deep Tea Kup. Mid-last week, I asked him to write up a preview of the ND/Michigan (sucks!) game from his perspective. So he did, but he ...
Henne’s Out
Michingan (sucks!)'s supposed Heisman candidate QB, Chad Henne, who could suck apart the chemically bound elements used to make chrome on a Harley, is out for the ND game with an injury, leaving plenty of votes open for the other two Michigan (sucks!) Heisman canditates, Mike "Trying to Avoid Sucking by Keeping His Mouth Moving" Hart and Mario "My Memory isn't so Short That I'm Gonna Make Up a Mean Nickname about Him Sucking Just Yet Because I Remember Last Year" Manningham. You ask me, he just ...
Every Year, on the 4th of July, I Think About Our Forefathers…
And how much Michigan sucks! ...
Sing It!
Everybody Sucks! (If you're Michigan (sucks!)) ...
Everybody, Now!
Say it with me! Say it with the world! Every nation has ratified U.N. Proposition #1: Michigan Sucks! ...
PSU Fans To Wear White, Regret All Those Extra Labor Day Hamburgers
State College, PA - Penn State football fans are organizing a "White Out" at Beaver Stadium for the Notre Dame/Penn State football game this Saturday Night. Overall, the move has been met with enthusiasm, but some Nittany Lion fans are questioning the decision. "I just don't see why we couldn't have a 'Blue Out.' It would look just as nice, and blue is much more slimming," said Penn State Junior Tammy Faye Waldrup. "White's just not very flattering. And I feel so bloated after all ...
Penn State Players Clean Up Their Stadium
And by "Their Stadium," I mean "8 of 92 sections of the stadium." So essentially, the headline should actually read "Penn State Players Clean Up a Little Less than 9% of Their Stadium." But that was a little wordy. The Penn State football team cleaned up in Beaver Stadium Saturday, whipping Florida International 59-0 in the season opener for both teams. The Nittany Lions were at it again Sunday, this time literally cleaning up in the stadium.As part of head-coach Joe Paterno's team-wide ...
Not All Michigan Grads Are Idiots
But that doesn't stop Brian Cook of Mgoblog infamy. I was mostly just going to ignore this whole "Jim Harbaugh vs. Carr/Hart" thing. It's sort of like watching redneck cousin-brothers duke it out. Funny, but not all that compelling. But then Brian decided to defend the pathetic "herding" of Michigan Football Players into specific, "easy" majors by yelling, "But! But! Notre Dame does it too!" Um, no. Go ahead and read his little defense of Michigan if you wish. Anyone else feel like ...