Continuing the grand tradition that started with "MSU: Not Just About Football", we here at HLS would like to honor our upcoming opponent and share some of Standford's exciting students activities: Exibit A: Glee Club [youtube]bdvAdWzXMjE[/youtube] Hmm...like the sweet voices of angels. Exibit B: Anime and School Traditions Club [youtube]x0YS2n8xoeg[/youtube] GO STANDFORD...FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...ND hit points -2...Cardinals have leveled up. Exibit C: Dance Like a French Maid ...
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Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can’t Lose… Unless You’re Stanford.
With a record of 0-5, I knew Stanford was bad, but I needed to see just how bad. And as we all know, statistics never, ever, evereverevereverever lie. So here are the stats: Rushing O Rank - 101st Passing O Rank - 58th Total O Rank - 92nd Scoring O Rank - 109th Rushing D Rank - 119th Total D Rank - 117th Scoring D Rank - 114th Punt Returning - 117th Kickoff Returning - 115th Pass D Rank - 37th Sacks - 113th Tackles For Loss - 119th Sacks Allowed - ...
Stanford Band, John L. Smith Consider Rehab…
Mark Foley: Thinks that John. L. Smith. should coach Stanford. Shady Pines Rehab Clinic - Both having long histories of bizarre and sometimes subhuman behavior, Stanford and John. L. Smith. are considering making public, tearful appologies, thanking their friends, loved ones, and God for standing by them in their time of need, and then checking themselves into rehab for non-specific "addictions" which can then be blamed for their transgressions. Insiders report that both the Stanford Band ...
Finally, Purdue Provides Some Material…
We're just not sure of what the hell to do with it. A Hershey Bar to the best caption provided in comments. Thanks to CMC Irish on NDN for posting this... ...
Stunning Revelation: Purdue is Incredibly Boring…
Citing a total lack of anything interesting happening within the Purdue University Football Team, Her Loyal Sons, NDNation, and pretty much every Notre Dame centric blog in the world failed to create any remarkable content relating to the upcoming game between Notre Dame and Purdue by noon on Wednesday. "Well, I mean, look at Purdue. It's like Hoth with corn. Lots of corn. Can we really expect much material coming out of the dead zone?" asked HLS contributor domer.mq, "We're drawing a blank. ...
Michigan Sports Talk = Comedy Geniuses
The House That Rock Built has posted a clip of Michigan sports talk show, Sports Inferno, where the host literally melts down on the air (pulls an MSU?). Highly entertaining and quite sad at the same time. I mean the guy name drops TEDDY FREAKING RUXPIN!! Be sure to listen all the way until the end my friends...you couldn't write stuff this good if you tried. Doesn't meltdown. ...
Pepsi Co.’s Quaker Oats and Purdue Enter Into Relationship…
Purdue, IN - Pepsi Corporation and Purdue University announced today that Purdue's Head Football Coach, Wilford Brimley, will renew his role as spokesman for Quaker Oats Cereal. Brimley previously held the position of spokesman for the cereal back when he was better known for his role on the hit television show "Our House." It wasn't long after he accepted the position of Head Coach of Football at Purdue that the Quaker Oats brand decided to sever ties with Brimley. However, the recent diet ...
Smith Calls Weis Liar, Shields Self with Protective Rune
EAST LANSING---Michigan State Spartan football coach John L. Smith snarled as he forced the media to watch the play for the twenty third time before his Monday press conference. "You see? You see? No one slaps Weis! No one! No one is even close!" Smith sprang from his chair excitedly, "His head moves back and to the left! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! My players are all right-handed!" The play which riled up the diminutive Smith occurred last Saturday in the Spartans' ...
Bogies On The Radar
Time to check out what our opponents are up to these days... Georgia Tech - (3-1, ND Result: Lost 17-14): GT has bounced back from what had to be a pretty emotionally draining loss to ND to start the season. But then, against the schedule they've faced since the ND game, anything less would be criminal. Still, they did essentially blow out Virginia this past Thursday while they were the only game in town on National Cable Television. Still, a lot of pundits are screaming for Chan Gailley to ...
MSU: Not Just About Football
So over the past week we have heard much about MSU's storied football tradition, but did you know MSU is not just a football school? Students have many enriching activities from which to choose: Exhibit A: Dodgeball Team [youtube]rqHlUzdDrRM[/youtube] PWANGE!! Exhibit B: Paintball Team [youtube]ZANnw9bYsWw[/youtube] WARNING - watching paintball is as exciting as watching paint dry. Exhibit C: Glass Breaking Team [youtube]bdr-cz3pxEw[/youtube] I'm sure potential employers ...