Poodle is looking to find himself a decent 3-Technique Defensive Tackle. Probably nothing surprising there. What's sent the world into a tizzy is that if you follow this link and read the little sidebar next to the main article, you'll see that someone outside of an actual football program has gone and explained what the hell "3-Technique" actually means. The author of this little blurb lets the masses behind the curain with: The "3-technique" describes where the defensive tackle lines up ...
College Football
ESPN: We’ll Hype Anything
ESPN has decided to stop focusing on the negative and start spinning on the positive in all aspects of College Football. "We feel this will encourage our audience to log on and tune in to our online content and television programming even more. Who likes having their parade rained upon," asks head of Market Research as ESPN, Rob El Robelrobel. As part of this new marketing effort, ESPN has redefined what was once known as a "Quarterback Controversy," calling it either a "Quarterback Tandem" ...
Nation Stunned as Ty Willingham Achieves “Awareness”.
The scientific community as well as the nation at large was stunned this week to learn that Head Coach of The Univeristy of Washington Football Program, Ty Willingham achieved "Awareness". Scientists specializing in the study of Artificial Intelligence point to this article as evidence that Ty has grown "aware" of his position as a coach. Of football. At the collegiate level. The scientists are also investigating the display of apparent forethought Ty showed in actually preparing his team ...
Chan Gailey: “Woe is me.”
In an effort to sap all 15 minutes of fame the Georgia Tech football program is now enjoying as Notre Dame's first victim opponent, they've taped a new television spot you can see here (until I can figure out how to embed these damned videos correctly). It's clear that Chan Gailey has not only learned from Bob Davie the art of Expecations Management, but it seems that the Padawan has surpassed the Master because Chan shows a feel for subtelty in his message, "Holy Crap! Do you have any idea ...
Sam Keller: Clearly Not a Real Man of Genius
Providing example 3,789A of why people are dumb enough to fall for those Nigerian e-mail scams, Sam Keller has fallen prey to another sort of seemingly obvious scam: Bill Callahan's tenure as the Head Football Coach of the University of Nebraska, Middle of Freaking Nowhere (No, really, I mean the absolute middle of FREAKING nowhere). Then again, perhaps Keller figures since he's only got one year of eligibility left anyway, it really doesn't matter that Bill "If You'll Just Give Me Access To ...