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Home > College Football > Notre Dame is Teh Smrt But Yet Everone Else Aint Cuz Tehy More Dumer

Notre Dame is Teh Smrt But Yet Everone Else Aint Cuz Tehy More Dumer

September 28, 2006 by domer.mq

While Notre Dame’s Football Program is currently boasting a 95% graduation rate among players (and we have a feeling it would be 99% if not for some transfers), the rest of the college football world is graduating about 77% of their players (and let me just point out that AP Poll #1 THE Ohio State University is brining down the average – by a lot). That average would seem pathetic to most, but the president of the NCAA, Myles “Never Met a PC Cause I Didn’t Like” Brand is excited.
Hey parents of amazing, young highschool athletes: Where do you really want your kid to attend school?

A Quick Review of Our Major Recruiting Opponents and their grad rates:

  • Michigan – 71%
  • USC – 55% (Seriously, how the hell do you not graduate at least 3/4 of your players?)
  • tOSU – 55%
  • Texas – 40% (Texas: Experience college before bagging groceries!)
  • Florida – 80%
  • Miami (Not In Ohio) – 68%
  • FSU – 52%

You can find a complete listing of the grad rates by school and sport here.

Edit: Just realized some may need a visualization of the situation:

Notre Dame: Einstein

Notre Dame’s Grad Rate

tOSU: Ralph Wiggum

tOSU’s Grad Rate
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  1. Bad Kermit

    September 28, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    I’m surprised that, if Florida’s graduation rate is “x,” x > 0.

  2. domer.mq

    September 28, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    Consider the curriculum.

  3. ChisND

    September 28, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    We Is ND.

  4. Bad Kermit

    September 28, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    I have that shirt, Chis.

    On the front: Got 11? We do.

    On the back:

    WEIS
    ND

    Awesome.

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