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True Meaning of Revenge
If last year's flag-planting incident has failed to incite the Notre Dame football team to near-riotous levels of bloodlust, perhaps they should read this article. If you're like me, you're way too lazy to click that link, so let me sum it up. A drunk Chinese tourist climbed into the panda pen at the Beijing Zoo because he wanted to touch Gu Gu, a six-year-old male panda bear. When he got closer and Gu Gu didn't react, he decided to hug him. Now, the following is a list of animals with "bear" ...
Note To Self: Never Move To California.
The coverage map is out for the ND/MSU game on ABC . ND Game Coverage is in Yellow. According to this map, here are a few places better than anywhere in California: Lubbock, TX Fargo, North Dakota Florence, SC Decatur, IL Whodathunkit? ...
Waxing Less Painful Than Football
As mentioned last week on EDSBS, a Michiana man got a full body wax in exchange for ND vs Michigan tickets. Well the video has put up on YouTube...enjoy(?) All that pain for even more pain...man this guy is hating life. Which hurts worst this week? Being a Notre Dame Football fan or being a 40 year-old virgin? [youtube]i4YCPG2gPOE[/youtube] An ND Football fan [youtube]D6Gs5BpgsCw[/youtube] A 40 year-old virgin ...
College Football Falling Victim to Pansification of America
This past weekend I saw a very intimidating guy with huge "canons" for arms, more tatoos than I'd ever seen, food from last week falling from his beard, and a leather jacket that said "Hell's Angels" walk into a Starbucks. Figuring he was about to hold up the joint, smash a few things, take a young, nubile barista as his wench, and generally live up to his stereotype, I followed him right in. Well, that and I really, really needed a nice hot chocolate because scotch and driving rarely mix. ...
HLS Experts’ Picks Week 3 Results: Oh Fudge!
Well, that was unexpected. Essentially none of this past weekend's games went as planned. At least, not according to my plan. FSU played like they'd been spending more time with Jen Sterger than actually practicing football. Then again, so did Notre Dame. We pretty much all sucked, almost as much as Michigan. And the only real mover and shaker was ChisND, proving that, unlike Notre Dame this past weekend, you can make a comeback. So with that, we move on... The Games: Notre Dame ...
GM to Unveil New Series of Notre Dame Wheaties Boxes
SOUTH BEND—Due to the high volume of sales of the Notre Dame-themed Wheaties box, General Mills has decided to release a Notre Dame-themed series of the popular orange boxes best known for immortalizing prominent figures in sports history. “We wanted to do something a little bit different and step away from the sports motif a little bit,†GM spokesman Tom Addle said. “We also saw the crazy number of boxes we sold by slapping Notre Dame on the front of them. Did you know I once sold ...
Wheaties: Breakfast of Leprechauns
So you're a large food products company and want to capitalize on the ND hype...what do you do?? Well if you are General Mills you release a Wheaties box with the Notre Dame plastered all over it. The official unveiling took place last Friday in front of the bookstore. My favorite part of all this is the bookstore is marking up the price of the boxes to $5.99! Bastards...I never forgave you when you started charging more than $0.99 for ND shot glasses. My advice skip the bookstore, go to ...
Know Your Irish History: 1966 ND vs MSU
Despite the recent flag planting shenanigans, ND and MSU do have quite a storied history. According to some we may have even put the Spartans program on the map (we did). This year's matchup marks the 40th anniversary of the "Game of the Century" where #1 Notre Dame faced #2 Michigan State and the game ended in a 10-10 draw (I know I know, a tie...but we did go onto unload on USC and win the NC). To commemorate the 1966 matchup both teams will be wearing special patches in Saturday's game...MSU ...
A Time to Forget and a Time to Remember
Time to stop licking wounds. Time to stop wondering why or what if. Time to stop seeking answers to difficult questions. Because it's time to start remembering September 17th, 2005 and a little incident where some wannabe program that plays second fiddle to the suckiest sucks that ever sucked decided it'd be real cool to plant their flag on the turf of Notre Dame Stadium. It's time to take out some frustrations on a victim. And there is no more worthy a victim in all the world. Michigan ...