EAST LANSING---Michigan State Spartan football coach John L. Smith snarled as he forced the media to watch the play for the twenty third time before his Monday press conference. "You see? You see? No one slaps Weis! No one! No one is even close!" Smith sprang from his chair excitedly, "His head moves back and to the left! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! My players are all right-handed!" The play which riled up the diminutive Smith occurred last Saturday in the Spartans' ...
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MSU Folks are Well-Behaved: Arrests up 35% over 2004 Game
Just like John L. Smith and the classy guys that stood at the 50 yard-line protecting the little "S" (including the midget), MSU fans and townies are classy. Arrests at this year's game were up 35%, with 131 total. And that doesn't include tickets issued for things like disorderly conduct. We should get these folks together with the OSU fans that burn shite after a win. They would have a grand old time. Oh wait, that happens in the not-too-distant future. For all those that live in ...
One Last Bit Of The Awesome
I used to have a developer working for me. There were 2 levels of good for this guy: "Awesome," and "The Awesome." This video is "The Awesome." [youtube]Z6ryL0-NmLg[/youtube] ...
Pep Talk Heard Round The World
I sure wish I could hear the words Charlie yelled at our boys here in the final series of the game: [youtube]8qNLsv8EYWE[/youtube] Hopefully the truth will be revealed in today's press conference. Any reader ideas of what was said?...my vote goes for: "REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 17th OF SEPTEMBER!" ...
MSU Players Show Why They’re at MSU
At some point last night, greatest ESPN personality ever Kirk Herbstreit said, "That's why they are Michigan State." Well, this is why they're Michigan State and our guys are Notre Dame... East Lansing radio reporters stated that, immediately following the game, John Elsmith had 3-4 players protect that national icon of all that is good about life, the Michigan State "S." But wait! Where were the Notre Dame football players? Why aren't they confronting these men of honor? Where ...
ND Students Do It Up Right
So it appears the celebrations have begun on campus. A student posting live on NDNation had this to say about the scene: "Since the Notre Dame football team couldn’t be on campus for the events that transpired right after the game, I felt it was my duty to record and duly report them. As the final seconds on the clock wound down, screams pierced the campus. People poured forth from their dorms, and onto the main quads. Chants of “We are ND†and “Here Come the Irish†filled the ...
ND Beats MSU: Hey Mark May…HOW DOES THAT FEEL??!
It was raining...there was fighting...and I'm pretty sure I had a slight heart attack...but you know what...THAT WIN FEELS DAME GOOD (props to ESPN for the tagline). Good night to all....more in the morning. Thanks ESPN...now fire Mark May ...
Saturday Football Broadcast Ads…
Here's what I've learned today from the advertising on college football broadcasts... Cadillac: It's cool to be old. Dr. Pepper: Can you really live in a world where you're fatter than Mike Golic? GM: We're finally building those flying cars from Back to the Future 2. Desperate Housewives: Being slutty is fun! Apple: Even we can't take the stupid out of glowsticks. Hummers: Make you look fat. Ruby Tuesday's: Uh, yeah. You're sure to love that all-you-can-eat salad with your ...
Harvard Head Coach has No Sense of Humor
I wont try to be funny with this post. It may upset Harvard's Head Coach. So does Keegan Toci apparently.. ...
SMQ’s Made His Picks…
And he seems to have issues with Notre Dame's karma. He's picked MSU over ND and Washington over UCLA. The only way the weekend could end in a more "kick in the teeth" way for the Irish is if Michigan were to lose to Wisconsin. Fear not. When SMQ picked Notre Dame No. 1, he was projecting some improvement from the veteran defense and a steady if unspectacular running game, for neither of which there has been much evidence to date. Lines on both sides are shaky. Presumably Quinn and Co. ...