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Home > Notre Dame Football > Opponents > Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can’t Lose… Unless You’re Stanford.

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can’t Lose… Unless You’re Stanford.

October 4, 2006 by domer.mq

With a record of 0-5, I knew Stanford was bad, but I needed to see just how bad. And as we all know, statistics never, ever, evereverevereverever lie.

So here are the stats:

  • Rushing O Rank – 101st
  • Passing O Rank – 58th
  • Total O Rank – 92nd
  • Scoring O Rank – 109th
  • Rushing D Rank – 119th last_place_sticker
  • Total D Rank – 117th
  • Scoring D Rank – 114th
  • Punt Returning – 117th
  • Kickoff Returning – 115th
  • Pass D Rank – 37th
  • Sacks – 113th
  • Tackles For Loss – 119th last_place_sticker
  • Sacks Allowed – 115th

Essentially, given the Rushing D and TFL ranks, there is no reason, at all, to ever have a negative play against Stanford. Every time Darius Walker gets tackled, he should be able to lunge forward for another 2 yards of gain, which is remarkable considering he isn’t even 2 yards tall.

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  1. Bad Kermit

    October 5, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Where can I get one of those “LAST PLACE” stickers? When I send out my Christmas cards, I want to give a special one to Dusty Baker.

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