Mike Jensen wrote an interesting piece for The National Philadelphia Inquirer. It appears that Coach Weis's "arrogance" is rubbing some people the wrong way. The media and opposing coaches must have preferred that guy who got fired for being black rather than inept Tyrone Willingham's cryptic press conference answers and "Want to get in a quick 18 holes with me?" personality. They probably also enjoyed hanging an easy 35-50 points on his teams. Hey, media and opposing coaches? We had a ...
Wannstedt Declared “Next Pete Carroll”; Carroll Ordered to Grow Pornstache
Eric Moneypenny wrote a brilliant piece of shit suggesting that Dave Wannstedt is the "next Pete Carroll." This begs two questions about Moneypenny: Why did James Bond want to nail this guy? Has this guy ever watched football? At any level? Having watched Wannstedt film a German Scheisse video all over the Bears' collective chest coach the Bears badly, I don't know what Moneypenny is seeing here. My memories of Wannstedt involve a lot of this... and this... and ...
Unable to Find Positives on Field, Weis Looks to Tech Sideline
SOUTH BEND, Ind.--Notre Dame head football coach Charlie Weis looked over the Georgia Tech roster in preparation for the upcoming game between the Fighting Irish and the Yellow Jackets. Weis, with his "let's-not-get-ahead-of-ourselves" style, sought something positive to say about the Yellow Jackets' chances in Saturday's game. He came up empty. "Let's face it. No matter what the media is saying, and no matter how they're trying to spin this game to make it seem more exciting, we're just ...
Uh oh; Georgia Tech 29, Notre Dame 21
Maybe all the hype leading up to the hotly-anticipated game between the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish made my hands sweaty. Maybe I wasn't ready to bump the difficulty up from "Varsity" to "All-American." Maybe I ran one too many WR screens, trying desperately to beat a heavy Georgia Tech pass rush. All I know is that virtual Brady Quinn on my Xbox 360 got planted. A lot. Like six times. And he threw a late pick with Tech up 22-21 to seal the victory ...
Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”
Remember the days when we couldn't recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6'5", 367. In honor of Pluto's abrupt entry into the galactic free agent pool, I'm going to be referring to Pluto as "Stewart" until Pluto finds a new home. That's right, folks. The "new"-monic shall now be, "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Sandwiches." ...