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Home > Notre Dame Football > Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”

Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”

August 24, 2006 by Bad Kermit

Remember the days when we couldn’t recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6’5″, 367. In honor of Pluto’s abrupt entry into the galactic free agent pool, I’m going to be referring to Pluto as “Stewart” until Pluto finds a new home. That’s right, folks. The “new”-monic shall now be, “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Sandwiches.”

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  1. domer.mq

    August 24, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    Very nice debut.

  2. Bad Kermit

    August 24, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    Thanks, man. I’m liking the look of this place. Are we eventually going to have a sweet message board where I can make sarcastic comments about things I’ve seen and people I’ve met?

  3. chis

    August 25, 2006 at 7:26 am

    Man why you have to pick on the japanese 🙂 Good one bradt.

  4. Biscuit

    August 26, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    brizn-adt,

    hilarious. love the picture.

    this is my secret identity. fear it.

    -the biscuit

  5. Biscuit

    August 26, 2006 at 12:14 pm

    If this guy wants to move someone, the will MOVE. my GOD he is large.

    biscuit

  6. Tima

    April 18, 2007 at 3:10 am

    nice photos of this blog

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