WTF? Seriously, who saw that coming? Maybe it's my blind hatred of all things John Elsmith that kept me from realizing that all games between MSU and Notre Dame must end in bizzare, arrhythmia-inducing fashion. Anyway, one guy that saw one thing coming that nobody else saw coming was Sed's call for the score total of the UCLA/Washington game, unless of course he was calling for UCLA to lay 70 points on Washington. Maybe that's what he was thinking. At any rate, he's now got a firm, long ...
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NC State Trying to Solve Overcrowding Problem In Stadium. Coach Amato Doing His Part.
Thanks to EDSBS for pointing out this story of how some NC State students like to do a #1 in the stands while their team does a #2 on the field. It's believed that an overcrowding problem is at the heart of the matter. NC State student body president, Will Quick, describes the problem: "I know people were urinating in their sections," Quick said. "I have heard reports of individuals being splashed by urine." Clearly he's never cheered on the Irish in Ann Arbor if he thinks that's so unusual. ...
T.O. Spat out of Hell by Devil
HELL--The Devil, tired of dealing with "a bunch of jerks," refused entrance to his Dark Kingdom to controversial Cowboys' wide receiver Terrell Owens. "No way. F@#$ that guy," the Devil said after Owens tried to kill himself Tuesday night by overdosing on painkillers. "He's so full of himself! God, what a douche," the Devil said, while feasting on the entrails of a serial rapist. Any takers down there? No? Owens, afraid that the spotlight had shifted slightly off center from his ...
I Feel A Disturbance In The Force…
Re-verify our range to target... one ping only. Well, I knew my joy over the Jason Whitlock firing could only last a short while. I just learned today that Mitch "I Can Hear You Thinking About Me" Albom (a.k.a. Sonar) has a blog. Yup, the net is now infected. Time to update the ole' anti-virus software. And true to form, the guy's first ever post makes an effort to temper the excitement of Notre Dame fans for the Irish ...
Stunning Revelation: Purdue is Incredibly Boring…
Citing a total lack of anything interesting happening within the Purdue University Football Team, Her Loyal Sons, NDNation, and pretty much every Notre Dame centric blog in the world failed to create any remarkable content relating to the upcoming game between Notre Dame and Purdue by noon on Wednesday. "Well, I mean, look at Purdue. It's like Hoth with corn. Lots of corn. Can we really expect much material coming out of the dead zone?" asked HLS contributor domer.mq, "We're drawing a blank. ...
Michigan Sports Talk = Comedy Geniuses
The House That Rock Built has posted a clip of Michigan sports talk show, Sports Inferno, where the host literally melts down on the air (pulls an MSU?). Highly entertaining and quite sad at the same time. I mean the guy name drops TEDDY FREAKING RUXPIN!! Be sure to listen all the way until the end my friends...you couldn't write stuff this good if you tried. Doesn't meltdown. ...
Irish DBs: Nothin’ But Net?
Were the Irish DBs channeling Michael Jordan and Larry Bird on Saturday night? You decide: [youtube]_oACRt-Qp-s[/youtube] Off the expressway over the river off the billboard through the window off the wall NOTHIN' BUT NET! [youtube]dDXpvA3FIOM[/youtube] Off the hand, off the foot, off the helmet, off the chest, off the shoulder NOTHIN' BUT WIN! ...
Pepsi Co.’s Quaker Oats and Purdue Enter Into Relationship…
Purdue, IN - Pepsi Corporation and Purdue University announced today that Purdue's Head Football Coach, Wilford Brimley, will renew his role as spokesman for Quaker Oats Cereal. Brimley previously held the position of spokesman for the cereal back when he was better known for his role on the hit television show "Our House." It wasn't long after he accepted the position of Head Coach of Football at Purdue that the Quaker Oats brand decided to sever ties with Brimley. However, the recent diet ...
John Elsmith, Who Makes You Look Stupid?
We'll stop posting about MSU soon, we swear. It's just that they provide so much material. And by "they," I mean The Choke Master General, King of Futility, Emotional Disaster Extraordinaire: John Elsmith. [youtube]pgg5hxSUXVU[/youtube] Thanks, Oldie. ...
There Is A God, And He Wants Me To Be Happy
Sure, the headline could apply to our miracle come-from-behind-oh-my-God-does-John-Elsmith-suck-at-coaching-look-at-him-cry! win at MSU, but actually, there's bigger news this week... Huge news, in fact. Every week, it seems more and more likely that I can once again watch ESPN without going into some spastic fit induced by moron talking-heads, the overkill of onomatopoeia in play-by-play, and columnists with less actual sports knowledge than my dog posing as "sports journalists." Jason ...