SOUTH BEND, Ind.--Notre Dame officials announced Thursday that they will be selling season tickets to alumni, donors, and others affiliated with the University for the first time in thirty years. Five thousand such tickets will be sold at a cost of approximately $413, plus an annual "fee" of anywhere from $1,250 to $2,000, depending on the location of the ticket. The question Irish alumni are asking themselves is, "Who will have first dibs on the tickets?" It is widely documented that ...
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Finally, Purdue Provides Some Material…
We're just not sure of what the hell to do with it. A Hershey Bar to the best caption provided in comments. Thanks to CMC Irish on NDN for posting this... ...
Notre Dame is Teh Smrt But Yet Everone Else Aint Cuz Tehy More Dumer
While Notre Dame's Football Program is currently boasting a 95% graduation rate among players (and we have a feeling it would be 99% if not for some transfers), the rest of the college football world is graduating about 77% of their players (and let me just point out that AP Poll #1 THE Ohio State University is brining down the average - by a lot). That average would seem pathetic to most, but the president of the NCAA, Myles "Never Met a PC Cause I Didn't Like" Brand is excited. Hey parents ...
Stunning Revelation: Purdue is Incredibly Boring…
Citing a total lack of anything interesting happening within the Purdue University Football Team, Her Loyal Sons, NDNation, and pretty much every Notre Dame centric blog in the world failed to create any remarkable content relating to the upcoming game between Notre Dame and Purdue by noon on Wednesday. "Well, I mean, look at Purdue. It's like Hoth with corn. Lots of corn. Can we really expect much material coming out of the dead zone?" asked HLS contributor domer.mq, "We're drawing a blank. ...
Michigan Sports Talk = Comedy Geniuses
The House That Rock Built has posted a clip of Michigan sports talk show, Sports Inferno, where the host literally melts down on the air (pulls an MSU?). Highly entertaining and quite sad at the same time. I mean the guy name drops TEDDY FREAKING RUXPIN!! Be sure to listen all the way until the end my friends...you couldn't write stuff this good if you tried. Doesn't meltdown. ...
Irish DBs: Nothin’ But Net?
Were the Irish DBs channeling Michael Jordan and Larry Bird on Saturday night? You decide: [youtube]_oACRt-Qp-s[/youtube] Off the expressway over the river off the billboard through the window off the wall NOTHIN' BUT NET! [youtube]dDXpvA3FIOM[/youtube] Off the hand, off the foot, off the helmet, off the chest, off the shoulder NOTHIN' BUT WIN! ...
Pepsi Co.’s Quaker Oats and Purdue Enter Into Relationship…
Purdue, IN - Pepsi Corporation and Purdue University announced today that Purdue's Head Football Coach, Wilford Brimley, will renew his role as spokesman for Quaker Oats Cereal. Brimley previously held the position of spokesman for the cereal back when he was better known for his role on the hit television show "Our House." It wasn't long after he accepted the position of Head Coach of Football at Purdue that the Quaker Oats brand decided to sever ties with Brimley. However, the recent diet ...
John Elsmith, Who Makes You Look Stupid?
We'll stop posting about MSU soon, we swear. It's just that they provide so much material. And by "they," I mean The Choke Master General, King of Futility, Emotional Disaster Extraordinaire: John Elsmith. [youtube]pgg5hxSUXVU[/youtube] Thanks, Oldie. ...
Smith Calls Weis Liar, Shields Self with Protective Rune
EAST LANSING---Michigan State Spartan football coach John L. Smith snarled as he forced the media to watch the play for the twenty third time before his Monday press conference. "You see? You see? No one slaps Weis! No one! No one is even close!" Smith sprang from his chair excitedly, "His head moves back and to the left! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! My players are all right-handed!" The play which riled up the diminutive Smith occurred last Saturday in the Spartans' ...
MSU Folks are Well-Behaved: Arrests up 35% over 2004 Game
Just like John L. Smith and the classy guys that stood at the 50 yard-line protecting the little "S" (including the midget), MSU fans and townies are classy. Arrests at this year's game were up 35%, with 131 total. And that doesn't include tickets issued for things like disorderly conduct. We should get these folks together with the OSU fans that burn shite after a win. They would have a grand old time. Oh wait, that happens in the not-too-distant future. For all those that live in ...