HLS Intel has discovered that the incident of Michigan State football players planting a MSU flag in the middle of the field at Notre Dame Stadium on September 15, 2005 was actually the first in a series of such incidents world-wide. Apparently Hugo Chavez should be worrying more about MSU and less about George Bush. HLS Intel Officer Eddie Izzard explains the technique that MSU is employing in his report here. HLS Intel has also received the following spy-satellite images, catching the MSU ...
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Note To Self: Never Move To California.
The coverage map is out for the ND/MSU game on ABC . ND Game Coverage is in Yellow. According to this map, here are a few places better than anywhere in California: Lubbock, TX Fargo, North Dakota Florence, SC Decatur, IL Whodathunkit? ...
Waxing Less Painful Than Football
As mentioned last week on EDSBS, a Michiana man got a full body wax in exchange for ND vs Michigan tickets. Well the video has put up on YouTube...enjoy(?) All that pain for even more pain...man this guy is hating life. Which hurts worst this week? Being a Notre Dame Football fan or being a 40 year-old virgin? [youtube]i4YCPG2gPOE[/youtube] An ND Football fan [youtube]D6Gs5BpgsCw[/youtube] A 40 year-old virgin ...
Know Your Irish History: 1966 ND vs MSU
Despite the recent flag planting shenanigans, ND and MSU do have quite a storied history. According to some we may have even put the Spartans program on the map (we did). This year's matchup marks the 40th anniversary of the "Game of the Century" where #1 Notre Dame faced #2 Michigan State and the game ended in a 10-10 draw (I know I know, a tie...but we did go onto unload on USC and win the NC). To commemorate the 1966 matchup both teams will be wearing special patches in Saturday's game...MSU ...
A Time to Forget and a Time to Remember
Time to stop licking wounds. Time to stop wondering why or what if. Time to stop seeking answers to difficult questions. Because it's time to start remembering September 17th, 2005 and a little incident where some wannabe program that plays second fiddle to the suckiest sucks that ever sucked decided it'd be real cool to plant their flag on the turf of Notre Dame Stadium. It's time to take out some frustrations on a victim. And there is no more worthy a victim in all the world. Michigan ...
Silver Lining in a Blue Gray Sky
Rivals.com is reporting 5-star CB recruit Gary Gray has committed to Notre Dame. Gray's godfather and assistant football coach had this to say on the subject (via PalmettoSports): "He felt like that was the right place for him," Wages said. "He had it in his mind a week or so back." Wages says the Notre Dame coaching staff made a big impression on Gray. "A major reason was his relationship with his would be position coach," he said. "And coach Weis has done a great job recruiting him. And he ...
Remember, Remember the 17th of September…
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Metldown
So far I've watched 2 Notre Dame home games in unusual settings, at least for me. The first I watched from the Joyce Parking Lot, on a small television powered by a car battery, with some good friends. This weekend, I watched the game from my wife's grandmother's living room in Iowa with my uncle-in-law. And while my new setting was actually quite enjoyable (grandma has a better television than I do), the actual experience was miserable. I've already gone over to NDNation to see what the ...
Scientists Baffled: Michigan Still Sucks
Ann Arbor, Michigan - After defeating the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame soundly in yesterday's game at Notre Dame stadium, most of Michigan expected to awake today to headlines heralding all that was great about Michigan. Instead, they found quite the opposite. Jerry Ben, chief scientist of the Institute of Sucking in Ann Arbor, Michigan explains, "Apparently, the level of suckitude with which Michigan is associated is actually inherent to Michigan itself. To try to extract the suckitude ...
Ann Arbor “Just a Friendly Person”
ANN ARBOR--Long a target of fans of opposing teams, Ann Arbor has heard it all. Tales of Arbor's sexual promiscuity have often inspired slogans and t-shirts containing popular phrases like "Ann Arbor is a Whore" or "Whats the difference between Ann Arbor and a porcupine? There are 100,000 pricks on the inside of Ann Arbor." "I just want to be left alone," Arbor said. "Yes, I've done some things and some people in the past I'm not proud of, but haven't we all? And that second joke isn't ...