About 30 Uber Geeks at Georgia Tech Preparatory School got really nervous about the impending doom of the approaching Notre Dame match and employed 40 million industrial fans deployed along the Gulf Coast to force Hurricane Ernesto into a hard Northerly turn to the right, towards Atlanta, GA. Being really good at math and physics, but really sucky at reading comprehension, Joe Buck Pelthammer, a senior at Georgia Tech and leader of this "Environmental Redirection Project" said, "We all heard ...
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CNNSI.com: ND/USC #1 Game to Watch This Season
What up, bitches!? Boo-yah! As we all know, the pudgy-fingered, throws-like-a-girl staff of CNNSI.com knows their shizzle when it comes to bed-wetting NCAA Football, and they've decreed the 2006 ND/USC game as the #1 Game to watch this season. Wha-POW! Book it! Stone. ...
Roll Call: T-Minus One Week…
With the season fast approaching, we figured it's a good time to take a look at what other sites are featuring on this Friday, the 25th of August, The Year of Our Lord 2006. The Guys at BGS did a wonderful breakdown of hype and broken dreams from the 2002 Recruiting Class "Top 100". The Sunday Morning QB gets all Myth Busters up on "Death Valley" The folks at EDSBS commit an act of self-flagellation. The House That Rock Built has a really nice podcast up. That's it for now, as I ...
Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”
Remember the days when we couldn't recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6'5", 367. In honor of Pluto's abrupt entry into the galactic free agent pool, I'm going to be referring to Pluto as "Stewart" until Pluto finds a new home. That's right, folks. The "new"-monic shall now be, "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Sandwiches." ...
Whiskey Fish – The Official Band of the Georgia Tech Game Week
In honor of The Georgia Tech Fan Base's favorite game-time pastime (b/c watching a team that will inevitably win 7 and lose 5 just isn't what it used to be), Her Loyal Sons presents The Official Georgia Tech Game Week Band: Whiskey Fish. ...
Clearly, the NCAA is in Cahoots with the Irish
Well, I don't think word has spread just yet, but I fully expect the blogosphere to melt down in 3..., 2..., 1... The NCAA has reinstated Zibby, making him fully eligible to actually kill someone this season. Thank God Tom Cruise's movies suck and nobody has actually invented The Department of Future Crime, otherwise Zibby might now be locked away in some chamber wearing a tiara, dreaming of pretty things. We figure it's only a matter of time before some poor sucker's OC calls a "Z Post". ...
Anyone Check to See if the “#1” Sill Works?
The Sunday Morning QB has picked us #1! Feel free to read why you shouldn't be too excited about that. As you can see, we sorta just fell into place in a year of "what the hell happened to USC?" Basically, SMQ just thinks these are more easily-overcome problems than Ohio State's emerging-from-the-crib defense, Auburn's size against the run and inexperienced O-line, Texas' pack of freshman quarterbacks, Florida's whimpering babes on the offensive line and in the secondary, SC's unavoidable ...
“The silence often of pure innocence persuades when speaking fails.†– B.S.
Charlie released the freshmen to the media for a little mini-media day. Or is it more that he released the media onto the freshmen? As will be the case always, or until they start charging for it after you've had a few free hits, whichever comes first, you can see video footage here. Overall, the guys handled themselves quite well. ...
Charlie is content, and I’m nervous.
Well, Charlie is content, according to his latest presser, available here. Which, of course, being a Davieham child (see also anyone attending ND during Bob Davie/Ty Willingham's tenure), means I'm terrified. (That's it! Charlie's just gonna rest on his laurels! 9-3 apparently was good enough, eh Charlie?) Of course, as well all know, Charlie don't surf and Charlie sure as hell don't golf (I mean, with that belly, can you imagine?), so Charlie's probably spent his entire summer devising ...