Showing that even an undead, ancient relic can have a total disregard for his own rules and principles when they are no longer convenient, Joe Pa’s gonna let BranDon “Big D” Snow play in this weekend’s game with Notre Dame. No way their juggernautalicious rushing performance against the Zips has anything to do with this.
Quoth the Penn State Scout site:
“At Penn State Media Day in early August, Nittany Lion coach Joe Paterno said veteran fullback BranDon Snow would miss at least the team’s first two games of the 2006 season due to an unspecified violation of team rules. Thursday, he changed that forecast.”
We figure this just goes to show that Joe Pa doesn’t expect any sort of judgement day to come his way any time soon.
When we tried to reach Joe Pa for comment on this matter, we were unable to find a phone listing that would connect to his crypt. There have also been multiple reports of dead unicorns, drained of their eternal-life giving blood, being discovered in a path from the middle of Pennsylvania to Central Ohio, and tales of a bone-chilling wind and the wailing of women and children being heard from miles, which could only mean that Joe Pa is currently traveling to South Bend today.
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is his name SERIOUSLY BranDon with a capital D. like Bran-Don?
That is absurd.
Yep. As in Y Ep.