Excuse me, WHAT THE HELL IS KATIE COURIC DOING? The whole world should be calling her out for the BS she displayed yesterday. Not gonna? Okay then, I will. Thanks Katie, for getting me back into RANT MODE.

Don’t get me wrong, I actually thought 95% of her interview was decent. It wasn’t soft, she asked some tough questions, but those questions deserved to and needed to be asked. For her to look at all professional, and to give Manti a chance to answer them.

But then Katie went too far. Katie went off the ledge. Katie went bat-shit-CRAZY when she started talking about how she would’ve handled the situation. How SHE would’ve done it differently. How SHE would’ve done it RIGHT.

GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK. Let’s break this down for a second.

First, and most importantly, Katie is about as far as possible from being Manti Teo. She’s an old, white, washed-up reporter, and she’s a she. Manti is a young, male, Morman, Samoan/Hawaiian wrecking ball of a linebacker that attended a Catholic school and played D1 Football. THIS IS A DIFFERENT FREAKING WORLD WOMAN! I mean, there are a ton of things closer to Manti than you…

So that’s point one. You have no idea what you’d do if you were him. BECAUSE YOU ARE LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE HIM.

But, Daytime TV Talk Show hosts spin BS all the time. So, moving on, the second biggest problem with her ‘advice’ was that she used the complete timeline of information to inform how she’d have reacted and behaved. Guess what Katie, when this was all going down MANTI DIDN’T KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW NOW YOU SILLY WOMAN! You can’t just take all of this data that you now have at your disposal and assume that, MONTHS AGO, Manti had the same information. Of COURSE he’d have behaved differently if he’d known it was all a hoax you twit. That tells us absolutely nothing.

Sooooo, since she’s so perfectly able to rip apart past situations, let’s find out What Would Katie Do (WWKD):

If she’s Steven Spielberg, SHE would never put Jar Jar Binks in the prequels. #WWKD

If she were Brian Kelly, SHE would’ve never called that pass play against Tulsa. #WWKD

If she were the Jets Organization, SHE would’ve never taken Tebow. #WWKD

The rest of the interview, like I said, was fair. But this was so far over the line. It was pompous, full of righteous indignation that Teo didn’t at all deserve, and disgusting from an ‘adult’. I never cared about Katie Couric. Wasn’t ever on my radar. Now she officially sucks.

And for all the ‘haters’ who may comment saying ‘yeah Manti still lied’ or ‘I’m an idiot listen to my stupid point that’s irrelevant’ I am not saying any of this exonerates Manti. He didn’t do everything perfectly and he is paying DEARLY. But that’s not the point. The point is that Katie Couric had the chance to be a journalist. To get a story and to dig deep. She started off down that path. But then, at some point, she decided to switch to being a moron. That’s the point. KATIE COURIC, you’re on the HLS WatchList. You don’t want to be there. I’ll see you on Twitter. Loser.

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The Roundup:

• Missouri apparently would really like to keep their coach.
• Somehow I don’t think the assistant of a crumbling Illini program is what Clemson fans had in mind.
• Any other ND fans notice Paul Johnson was “still throwing the ball,” up 20 in the middle of the 3rd?
• Ah. That’s UM(s!) problem: No leadership.
• Somebody has to win the Apple Cup. Right?
• Bad Kermit is home alone for 9 days. I did Thanksgiving alone once, BK. I was unemployed too. I made my own turkey – all 20 lbs. of it.
• It’s Friday. Be happy about it. And if you find yourself getting wound up in the bad economy, or some silly political issue, or whether or not the latest edition of Fallout is a good video game, here’s a huge helping of STFU.

And this week’s Beer of the Week is Three Floyds Dreadnaught IPA because this weekend I’ll get to drink beer for the first time in weeks, and this is what my taste buds want.

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“…I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…”

The Roundup:

• You’ve already read this, and don’t worry. I didn’t get the “Captain Insano” thing either.
• That’s funny. I don’t remember Pete ever benching Reggie Bush.
• Well, it certainly didn’t look like some highly touted offensive system either.
• Apparently Kansas isn’t worried about the football gameday experience being “family friendly.”

Slow news day/week. I guess we’re all just standing around, watching credit default swaps annihilate our investments.

Anyhoo, this week’s beer of the week is Budweiser American Ale because Biscuit is stuck in St. Louis, Budweiser makes this stuff, and St. Louis people seem obsessed with drinking Bud products. So, ummm… If you somehow don’t have any of that in your fridge, and don’t want to, then might I recommend New Holland Brewing’s Ichabod Pumpkin Ale? I do so because, well, that’s what I’m drinking since 3pm is the new 5pm, and that’s all that really comes to mind at the moment. Dang is it delicious. It’s like dessert that you can drink with your steak.

Finally, I plan to kick off gameday chat late this evening/early tomorrow. Hopefully you can drop by and say hello.

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• Think nobody’s noticing the ridiculous behavior of the Indiana Excise Police? NBC’s John Walters (an ND alum) has noticed.
  

  Sunday, the 19th — A South Bend police department alcohol task force arrests 57 underage Notre Dame students for alcohol consumption. The dragnet hits a snag when it is discovered that all 57 students were nabbed at Sunday evening mass while sipping altar wine.

• Autry Denson is blogging? Cool.
• If this is right, it could really screw up one of our “You’re So Predictable” polls.
• “In truth, if I was not the UW President I’d probably be writing unhappy emails myself.” Hehe!
• I can just see this stat being used by the prosecution in Iowa in the not-too-distant-future.
• It’s like the snark just writes itself sometimes.
• Can we really call them University of the Surprising Choke, if they aren’t so much choking as just doing what any team coached as they are coached would do with all that talent sans Reggie Bush?
• Gotta wonder if he’ll lose it like that MSU-fan radio host a couple of years ago. Probably.
• With Saunders as host of this show, you’ve really gotta wonder if that whole “a rose by any other name” thing is right.
• Golf clap. Slow, glorifying golf clap with inspirational 80s music playing over it.

And the beer of the week this week is Mishawaka Brewing Company’s, well, anything that’s made by Mishawaka Brewing Company. Yeah, I know the ownership has changed hands since I was a kid in college, but I’m still going there this weekend, either tonight or tomorrow night, and I’m bringing home growlers of the stuff, and I’m going to drink it down as though I were at a Dillon Hall formal, daggumit. They once made a young lad see beyond the world of Bud Ice, and for that, a grateful nation thanks them.

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The Roundup:

• Pitt has never won a game the week after a bye week under the ‘Stache. It’s like watching a dumb kid think about a math problem for a really long time.
• The best Fordy Yard Dash ever written.
• I’ve still never heard this Crank Me Up song. Will the band play it at half time?
• Classic Ground dug up the ND/MSU coverage map.
• C’mon, you were thinking it too: WVU’s Bill Stewart is Bob Davie.
• To Review: MTSU > Maryland > Cal > MSU, unless MTSU was stealing signs.
• Nice round table between a PSU blog and a Temple blog. 2 things to take away from it all: Temple will be PSU’s toughest test at this point in the season, and Temple Football has a good blog.
• Yarrrrrrr. It be Talk Like a Pirate day. And in case’in ya be wonder’in abouts why we didn’t make this’n here Roundup a Pirate theme, it be a sorrowful tail of us not knowin ’til now.
• Fans in Washington may be doubting their coach a bit. No, not that coach in Washington.
• And now I’ve seen everything.
• Hire Jim Essian was talking about Pearl Jam’s Vedder’s “Someday We’ll Go All the Way” days ago, today you’d swear the song just appeared overnight. I will say this, it’s definitely better than “Donâ€t Stop Believin’.” Sweet Jobu, when that song made the rounds in Chicago I felt an urge to don my Members Only jacket.
• Ty Willingham coaches team poorly. Poorly coached member of team jumps before the snap. OU player clobbers UW player because that’s what you’re taught to do since grade school. UW players get angry, triple-team and punch OU player on next play, nearly get their QB killed, and possibly knock OU player out for season. Ty Willingham, Molder of Men, ladies and gents.

And the Beer of the Week is Paulaner Oktoberfest-Märzen because The Brew Site has been doing Oktoberfest reviews all week, and I’m caught up in the excitement.

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The Roundup:

• The guys at BGS are feeling very left-brained. Or they’re feeling right-brained with lefty tendencies. Or something.
• DomerLaw has got the hang of this Michigan (sucks!) thing.
• Subway reminds me of how much I love Cabella’s even though I only hunt on their video games.
• Note to ND’s OL, be the bear.
• Sometimes, 4 turnovers leads to nearly losing to SDSU. Other times, it leads to total annihilation of your coaching career. PS – Tarheels be good, y’all.
• Oh, thank God. I was starting to think Rakes would leap off of Pessimism Point.
• It’s a good thing Ty isn’t like this, or it wouldn’t be as much fun to pick on him.
• This doesn’t explain why they deserve to lose. It explains why they will lose and it has nothing to do with Beanie Wells.
• Speaking of Beanie, is he done for the season?
• Good. Too hell with Dana.
• That’s not fair. I’ve heard McCain can really carry a tune.

And this week’s Beer of the Week is not Bell’s Oberon, because Bell’s Oberon is from Michigan (sucks!) and Bell’s is OVER-RATED-CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP.

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About the beer.

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So here we are, with actual writing about actual college football to share with you.

The Roundup:

• Who knew skin irritation could affect one’s hype?
• Ah, the team-haircut. It falls under the same umbrella of “things that seemed like a good idea at the time” as the town-bicycle.
• BGS reduces the player interviews until they’ve reached a golden deliciousness that’s too good to pass up.
• House Rock Built: Not dead.
• Les Miles: Not dead, and not a crazy bastard either.
• Damn. When will D-List celebs start showing up at Notre Dame practices?
• Coach Johnson needs to know what his major malfunction is.
• Mike Leach has big expectations, looks a lot like Vince Gill.
• What does FSU, the Chinese Olympic Committee, and the Mask of Zorro have in common? They’re all hiding something.
• I guess I could have used, “Ty Willingham” in place for “Mask of Zorro.
• I’ve heard jokes about how ND should recruit this guy, but I was taught that God works with a sliding scale, so there’s no way this guy can catch a football, right? Oh. I guess we could make him a tailback.
• A season or two ago, EDSBS used the pistol-with-bayonet gag to explain the Florida offense. We’re proud to announce that we’ve found 2008’s metaphor for useful things that, put together, don’t make a lot of sense.

Seen here: Southern Cal football players practicing high-fives.

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The Roundup:

• Florida: How do you stop Tim Tebow? Annihilate the rest of his team with injuries. This isn’t Karma sweeping Meyer’s leg(s) is it?
• Georgia: You already knew that the most important player on the team is out for the season for the #1 team in the country, right?
• Kentucky: ‘Ow-ies.’ Heh.
• South Carolina: Yeah, this looks rough for the Ole’ Ball Coach, but when you watch the Bears play, you realize he’s never needed a good QB to succeed.
• Tennessee: You can’t do this with our rival’s fight song. It’s considered torture under the Geneva Convention.
• Vanderbilt: How sad is it that the players were surprised that an alum knew their names?
• Alabama: Clearly, Forbes would be lousy at picking the Heisman winner. (Think about it.)
• Arkansas: Frankly, I’d completely forgotten about Petrino.
• Auburn: We don’t have any idea what they’re doing. Do they?
• LSU: How is it that LSU, defending MNCs, give me the least material in the roundup?
• Ole Miss: For some reason, I just thought this headline was funny.
• Mississippi State: Ah, head coaching, it’s 2 things you tie a boat to.

And this week’s Beer o’The Week, in honor of the SEC, which includes LSU, who happens to be the defending MNCs, is Abita Fall Fest because Abita Brewery is in Louisiana, and because football is a game played in the fall. Besides, I was reading through their list of brews and realized the specialty brews I’ve had by them are no longer in production. So enjoy some Fall Fest… when it’s available in September.

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The Roundup:

• Arizona: Coach Stoops makes me wonder: how good is this team when we talk about kumquats?
• Arizona State: No bunnies? Bummer.
• California: Bad puns using a player’s name are the Best.
• Oregon: Don’t you just love when 2 state schools name their rivalry game something that reminds us of the bloodiest war in American history?
• Oregon State: Janet Jackson would be so proud.
• Stanford: Having lived through the 2007 ND football season, I’d say this bodes poorly for the Trees. Then again, how much energy does a tree have, unless you burn it? (Trick question for you science nerds out there.)
• UCLA: Chow’s got them dreaming big.
• Southern Cal: I’m feeling baited by this headline.
• Washington: The Molder of Men is doing as fine a job as ever.
• Washington State: I just love it when a plan comes together.

And in honor of the Pac 10’s particular geography, this week’s Beer of the Week is Widmer Brothers’ Hefeweizen from Oregon. It’s ubiquitous stuff, but it’s pretty darn good ubiquitous stuff if you’re looking to get “accustomed” to this type of beer. Think of it as an entry-level Hefe.

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