Peej (Our South American Correspondent) sent in this report from the Front during yesterday's epic battle: Hello, my dudes. Pretty sweet game. Can't wait to read it on herloyalsons. NOT. Because I was there, bitches. Put my picture up anyway. If you zoom in you can see the scoreboard right at the end of the game. Also it was fun texting Biscuit and starting a "rivalry" between ND and UCLA. Like when we scored I'd write "Oh snap!, slut" and he'd right back "But Peej, I hate UCLA" ...
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Go JEFF, GO GO GO GO!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I cannot even describe how FIRED UP I am right now. It wasn't pretty, but he took it to the house baby! Irish by 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
The NCAA On Dealing With Violence: Us? Nope! Nope! Nope! Nopenopenopenopenope nopenopenope nopenopenope!
The NCAA, also known as the top regulatory body in college football and all other college athletics, and well known for enforcing rules that are really, really, really important, has decided to pull the anti-Truman on the small, and relatively unimportant matter of violence. But hey, at least they aren't a bunch of lying assholes. Truman: Wouldn't Fit In Real Well At The NCAA ...
HLS Expert Picks: Week 8 – Woof, Woof, Bitch.
Week 8. The week where Sed finally stumbles and the rest of the pack comes up behind him and starts to take him down. My father used to remind me, on a fairly consistent basis, that everyone wants to bite the lead dog in the ass. I don't know what that says about DNeelan's inner-thoughts, but it's an idea I'm fully supporting right now. vs. The Pack vs. Sed This Week's Games: The Biggie: Notre Dame vs. UCLA The Other Biggie: Calvin Johnson vs. Clemson The Yawner: Fredo vs. ...
Coincidence? Schembechler Ill While Taping Show; Kermit Ill While Watching Michigan Game
DETROIT--Legendary in his own mind former Michigan coach Bo Schembechler became ill while taping a weekly television show about college football. "Serves him right," HLS poster Bad Kermit said. "I got f@#$ing ill watching the f@#$ing Michigan-Notre Dame game this year. I hope that whole f@#$ing state gets the f@#$ing flu," Kermit cursed. When Kermit was reminded that Schembechler has had two quadruple bypass heart surgeries, Kermit said, "So? I'm surprised that f@#$er even has a heart. ...
Friday Roundup: Indisputable Video Evidence
It's been a big week for Video Evidence unless you're a complete, $%ing moron and president of a joke of a University, and named Donna Shalala. Then, not so much. For her, it's just been a big week for making a jackass out of yourself. But hey, how's that make any difference from any other week, right Donna? Anyway, here's the roundup: The fellas at BGS give us a quick, clean breakdown of the BCS and how it might doe a bit of a jig in the near future. House Rock Build wrote up a ...
Ty Willingham Blogs, Internet Brought To Its Knees
The folks at Every Game Counts have brought the world a blog post by Washington Football Head Coach, Philosopher, Poet, and Gentleman Ty Willingham. The post is so obtuse that the combination of words actually caused a massive internet outage, as nothing so stupid had ever been posted on the web before. In it, Willingham expresses how importantly he holds a work ethic in the grand scheme of things. Notre Dame fans and the head pro at the Notre Dame Golf Course ask, "What Work Ethic?" If ...
North Korea Holds Pep Rally
Pyongyang - North Korea held a pep rally today in which more than 100,000 people attended. And while the events surrounding the rally have generated a massive amount of hype, many came away from the rally feeling a little dissapointed. "It was ok," said student Kim IlIl, "I mean, to get 100,000 people to show up, just for a rally is pretty cool. And I heard they put it on television, so that's cool too. But we'd all heard that there was gonna be some amazing 'secret guest.' My friends and ...
Notre Dame Football Broadcasting Channel Cutting Back
New York - Citing a national population of idiots that actually know who this is... NBC Universal, better known as the network that carries all of Notre Dame's home football games, has announced massive cutbacks. The cutbacks will include ditching high-cost, hour long dramas that have any real plot in favor of airing "reality television" shows and gameshows that require brain-dead people to use little or no actual strategy to win. Insiders say NBC executives already lament that Tyrone ...
HLS Experts’ Picks: Week 7 Results – So Far Away…
...Doesn't Anybody Stay In One Place Anymore? No. Well, at least not if you're Sed. Most of the rest of us, though. Where are we? Ah. There we are. See? Next to the Totem pole. No. The other one. The Hnad Picked Game The Other Big Game Who The Hell Cares? Bonus Points Week Points Season Points Bad Kermit 10 10 10 0 30 240 ChisND 10 10 10 0 30 215 The ...