Friday is upon us. I am back from my intellectual survey of Tortuga's natural offerings. It's damned cold here. Somehow this work week has seemed like an infinite loop of people saying, "You're back!" Really? Damn. Was hoping this was a bad dream. Like I said, it's cold outside here in Chicago, so if you're feeble or just sorta wimpy and have a ticket to tomorrow's game, you should sell it to me post haste and skip the game so you can enjoy the warmth of a fire, a nice cup of Gevalia ...
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They’re Not Overrated bc it’s the Big East. It’s bc Defense = Sieve.
Okay, so this won't be as eloquent or over-the-top of Q's sweet analysis earlier, but clearly we all saw tonight how not-great Louisville and WVU really are. I won't take anything away from their Offenses. Brohm is legit, and the combo of White and Slaton (when they hold onto the ball) is exciting to watch.  But these two teams were undefeated coming into tonight because of some weak-ass schedules and some luck. Summary? They have no D. Neither one. None. Zippo. The scheduling ...
Brian Kinchen of ESPNU on Louisville’s DB William Gay:
"What a gay name." Â ...
Dear Chris Fowler, Why Are You So Stupid?
Chris Fowler, also known as "the guy who knows so little about football that he leaves the analysis to Lee Corso," made a fascinating comment tonight in regards to just how good Rutgers is relative to Notre Dame. I didn't hear it, but here's what I've gathered off the ever reliable pool of information I like to call "the internet." "Rutgers destroyed Navy more than Notre Dame did." News Flash: Destroying an Academy is now a basis for judgement of worth in the BCS System. It's the little ...
“Top 5” Teams Combine In Effort To Invent “Break and Shatter” Defense.
The Box Score: 1007 Total Yards of Combined Offense 78 Combined Points Eleventy Billion Missed Tackles 34,000 Members of the Media Gushing over the Louisville Offensive Juggernaut 1 Kicked Dog Tackling - For Those Who Didn't See Any Since They Were Watching The Game Tonight ...
Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks Results: Week 9 – Footsteps
Sed's not hearing things. Those are the footsteps of a large pack coming up behind him. To Review: The Big Game: ND/Navy The Other One: Texas/TT The Lame One: UNC/Wake ...
Dear Miami: Now THIS is How You Discipline Thugs
Recently, two Texas Tech players were bus-ted after burglarizing a local home. Specifically, they took some electronics gear - maybe a DVD player, or an Xbox360. You know, innocent kid stuff.     +    =  Ok okay Miami, I know what you think I'm going to say now. You thought I'd say "Hey, good job guys, way to go! Now let's play some Bond." Ummm, no, Miami. That's what your thug-hugging @$$'s would say. Texas Tech did exactly what a team should do when something ...
Stop. I’ve Heard This Before.
There are times when 2 things just don't fit, no matter how hard you try. Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford, for example. Who'd have thunk that would fail? Huh? Huh? Such is the case, it would seem, down in the land of Jorts and Gators. Their thesis: That the sum of their parts does not add up to what it should. In other words, coaching and personnel, while both excellent, don't fit together very well. And voila! There you have the Gator offense 2005-2006: two potentially lethal things ...
How Can Anyone Follow This?
I have been impressed with Brady Quinn's play before, but how in the world he runs his offense with Weis calling the plays impresses me even more after watching some of the 60 Minutes clips. Here is Weis calling a play. Well, actually 3 plays and Quinn has to read which one to run based on the defensive coverage:  “I’m gonna run riot 35...then I’d like to go Z look go, if they pressure. So heavy right flip, alert zip, riot 35 z lookâ€. Are you kidding me? Quinn should win the ...
Don’t Forget! The 1st Ever Donna Shalala Liar Of The Week Award!
Get your nominations in today! We're presenting the first ever Donna Shalala Lying B***H of the Week Award tomorrow! YAAARRRHGHCHGHGHGHGHG! Send us an e-mail to herloyalsons at gmail dot com. Subject: DSLBOTW to make a nomination today! ...