In the play below, Joe Pa gets caught being dead while on a sideline of a football game, and as a result breaks at least one of his dry, lifeless bones. He was attended too immediately by the medical staff and a shaman who had to scramble for a few stray cats' brains in order to keep Joe Pa's life force going until a suitable sacrifice could be made. [youtube]5qA-WjRPUvY[/youtube] Joe Pa, being too dead to be used as a Stud in the creation of more football coaches, will instead continue to ...
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45-26 Is Not Good Enough
ND Fans were seen cheering for snow as, finally, the hooded sweatshirt made an appearance. Please, lord, let the Emperor don the Cloak. Let me ask you: are you the sort of guy who goes shopping for a car, does a little haggling with the sales manager, and gets 2000 below sticker and thinks, "Hey, hey! I just made a deal?" Or are you the sort of guy who does his research, knows the exact invoice cost of every piece on that car to the penny, walks into a dealership, and gets 2000 bucks below ...
This Right Here is some BULLSHIT, ESPN.
Look at how ESPN characterizes the performances of Troy Smith and Brady Quinn today. Yes, they acknowledge that Troy Smith struggled today (Biscuit Note: STRUGGLED? F-ING STRUGGLED? He threw for 100 and change against ILLI-freaking-NOIS).  But I love how BQ is throwing for great numbers against 'lesser foes', while Illinois is just Illinois. But not 'lesser'. Nope. ESPN is so impartial. No, ESPN you ABC whores, Illinois ISN'T 2 and 8 (meaning EIGHT LOSSES) with a horrible ...
And The Winner Is…
The Nominees for the 1st Ever Donna Shalala Lying Bitch of the Week Award: Kenny "Stink Palm" Rogers Shawn "What's In My Insant Breakfast?" Merriman The West Virginia Football Team's Status In The BCS The Cardinals as "World Series Champions." Thanks to those who wrote in a nomination. After careful consideration by the judges, we've decided to award the First Ever Donna Shalala Lying Bitch of the Week Award to... ...
Bogies On The Radar
It's late on Friday night. I'm watching Leno. Russell Crowe is the guest. So I thought, "Hey, I'll do a Bogies on the Radar with an 'If they were a Russell Crowe character' twist!" Problem is, despite all of his characters being quite different, they're all still Russell Crowe. And so instead, you get the bland version... Georgia Tech - (6-2): After having really disappointed the ND faithful who'd hoped for a "quality win" by losing badly to Clemson, it looked like the Theory of Chan ...
HLS Expert Picks: Week 10 – This Is About To Get Ugly
Death. Taxes. The Ohio State University playing their 9th string by the half. Sorry, Dneelan. He Just Don't Know It Yet. The Big Game: Notre Dave vs. UNC The Other One: Missouri vs. Nebraska The One Nobody Will Watch: tOSU vs. Illinois ...
North Carolina “Still Cashing in on that Michael Jordan Thing”
SOUTH BEND, Ind.--HLS caught up with North Carolina head football coach John Bunting, seeking comment about the upcoming Notre Dame-North Carolina matchup. When asked about the traditions among the two schools, Bunting said, "When you have a history of two traditional powerhouses matching up like this, it's exciting for everyone. You look back at Notre Dame's history, and you have the Four Horsemen, the 10-10 tie with Michigan State, the green jerseys, breaking Oklahoma's winning streak, ...
In The Market for a New HDTV?
Consider Phillips. And here's why: They're gonna sponsor an entire college football game this weekend, and they're seeking to eliminate "TV timeouts." Bless them. Bless them all and bless their families. I'm not in the market for a big TV as I do not have a big living room for a big TV, but if they keep this up, when I finally purchase my very own McMansion, I'm making mine a Phillips. Down with the Orange Glove and down with 3-2-5-e! ...
NFL To Introduce Radio Helmets. NCAA Licks Chops, Wonders About Ad Revenue Potential.
This is so stupid, it makes Chris Fowler look bright. Why even show up and freeze your ass off in a game if the other team can hear perfectly well no matter the crowd noise? Future Headline: NFL Eliminates All Stadiums. NCAA Freaks, Wants To Know Where Jumbotron Goes Now. Anyway, this is stupid, and now you know. Half the battle, yadda, yadda, yadda... ...