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The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #1 – Southern Cal
You had to see it coming, right? I mean, it only makes sense now that people at ESPN or some other MSM locale are comparing the Poodle to Rockne. Last year, SoCal was merely good. Very good, yes, but still only good. They weren't quite the same as the 2005 edition of "the greatest team ever, ever, ever," but they were still damned good. And while the offensive firepower dropped from 49.1 points a game to 30, the defense started to become the beast that the Poodle had envisioned in so many ...
Matt Leinart: Bad Baby Daddy
Matt Leinart is not a very good father. For one, he reportedly gives the wife mother of his child, Brynn Cameron, 6,000 dollars a month and supplies her with a car. That sounds like a lot of money until you think about the cash this dude is pulling in. Then you realize it would be like me supplying my baby momma with 2 tootsie rolls and a chicklet every month, and wondering why the baby's always hungry. I mean, consider how much some in his inevitable posse are free-loading from the guy, and ...
Caption Contest…
I just posted this over at NDN. I was going to write something funny about it, but sometimes you just get that perfect storm, and it just throws off your game. Too many options. ...
Why Do Southern Cal Players Always Take Up Painting?
Because they love the canvas! Lame joke, I know, but Johnnie Morton really walked into that one! Hey oh! [youtube]yTd2po3z5xw[/youtube] (HT: With Leather. (Sorry About stealing the joke. Imitation = Flattery.)) ...
Trojans are Racist and/or Don’t Have Very Good Senses Of Humor. Probably Both.
Some Southern Cal football players took time out from their busy class schedules and created a "group" on the Facebook website with very racist overtones, including a featured image of a black child in handcuffs. (HT: tcob of NDN) Junior linebacker Clay Matthews created the group, "White Nation," which featured a graphic with the caption, "arrest black babies before they become criminals." Teammates David Buehler, Brian Cushing, Dan Deckas and Dallas Sartz joined the group. "This group is ...
Did OJ’s Trojans Not Work?
With Leather has directed our attention to this. Is former Southern Cal standout OJ Simpson actually Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Daddy? When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," [Simpson videographer] Norm Pardo told Page Six... "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and ...
Former Paris Hilton Conquest Matt Leinart Wishes You All A Happy VD
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USC May have Broken Rules While…Talking about Breaking Rules?
So apparently Pete Carrol's 'tight ship' has a few more leaks. Or, allegedly has a few more leaks. Just like the Illinois buzz (how do you get these guys when you win 3 games a year, have horrid facilities and a terrible head coach?), there's often fire where there's smoke. And there's been a ton of smoke coming out of South Central LA lately. I can see it from my office window right now. Or that could just be the alleged smog...but probably not. ESPN article: ...
Huh…
Pete "Smoochy Poo" Carroll confirmed today that he met with the NFL Franchise Miami Dolphins ownership. The result? Well, read for yourself, but it sure sounds to us like Pete's told Miami, "the ball's in your court." Sure makes one wonder what sort of verbal commits USC might have that Charlie Weis might want to have. Ya know, IF Carroll were to bolt for an opportunity that "has everything he wants." ...