Well, not precisely. Due to the legendary nature of his words, his messages can only be delivered in song.
As he preps for getting back on the field to DESTROY ALL OFFENSIVE LINEMEN IN HIS PATH this week, LNIII prepares with…Hardcore Rap? Death Metal? 80’s Hair Band Ballads? Hip Hop? FUNK? Nope, none of those.
No, only a man of his stature, and sophisticated sensibility would go with…
and some Go Lean cereal
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Brad
Here is another nice one of Irish Chocolate doing some R&B while eating a banana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvf7r9vG1fQ&feature=related
If he takes requests, I would love to see someone with the callsign “Irish Chocolate” take on some Teddy Pendergrass.
Preferably “Turn off the Lights”, but I suppose I could deal with “Close the Door” or “Get Up, Get Down, Get Funky, Get Loose.”
Brad
On a complete side note, when I found that video in Youtube I found a few of Stephon Tuitt.
In the first, he shows off his incredible agility, via sweet dance moves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0VZx5cqp8Y&feature=related
In the second, he focuses on another physical attribute of his, his amazing strength. How, you might ask? By curling and bench pressing children. Really. I hear its the new rage. Soon, all ND football players will move from free weights and Olympic-style weights to simply using small children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJPpMoyQrxg&feature=related
borromini
I’m sure ND’s liability lawyers will frown upon this, but might make an exception for Tuitt and Nix.
Trey
Big man, Irish Chocolate loves him some Go Lean!
Fyi, the box was not printed backwards, simply, when you look upon LNIII, it is YOUR perspective that is reversed. Fear not, this is normal.
danno27
Seems like he’s saying God bless the broken road (of ribs, dozens of hamburgers, and entire pans of lasagna) that led him back to Go Lean.
vegasmark
LNIII can beat a brick wall in tennis.
borromini
He can also beat a tennis ball playing brick wall.
Trey
He can also beat a brick wall with a tennis ball
Trey
*break
kyndfan
Only LNIII can make Rascal Flatts entertaining.