This is getting to be a cosmic joke. Pat, making sure that everyone understands he wouldn’t do this sort of thing for just any conference, reminds doubters…
This was the seventh week of the season, and at least one Southeastern Conference team has lost in each one. Now, after a deafening night in the Loveliest Little Village on The Plains, the body count is complete in the Bloody South.
Twelve teams. No unbeatens. Nobody left standing tall in the national championship chase.
Let the lesser leagues, where the athletes are less swift and the hitting is less violent, rejoice.
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We’re barely past the halfway point in 2006, and the league that considers itself without peer must pursue the crystal football from the outside once again.
And of coure, Tommy Potatoville didn’t let 3 seconds tick past after Aubrun defeated Florida until he started to cry bloody murder about the unfairness of it all…
“That’s why we need a playoff,” said Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville. “It’s just so unfair to this conference. To go undefeated, it’s got to be a miracle. You’ve got to be lucky, and then everyone’s going to start politicking.
“That’s the way it is, and probably the way it’s going to be every year. It’s just so tough.”
Tommy, you’re dumber than ass spittle if you believe that. You big, stupid pansy. Why didn’t God do you a favor and ensure you were beaten by bigger kids on a daily basis for no reason back in highschool? It’s unfair!? You’re gonna coach big-time college football and then bitch about how it’s all just so unfair? How sheltered were you while growing up? I can’t believe you have time to cry this much whilst still breast feeding.
Still, Pat Forde, like all whores must, as they are still people too, possesses a few elements of worth. This time he’s made a some good points, but I’m not sure he meant to do it. I list them and add my own viewpoints here…
- Officiating in College Football is a joke. Way before the NCAA should move to a playoff system (something I’m not actually against), the NCAA needs to eliminate conference-based officiating teams. There should be a single national pool of officials. They should also be paid well enough to make it a full-time job.
- Urban Meyer has taken one of the best QBs in the land (Leak) and destroyed him in order to put his own
Pop Warner ripoffgenius system in play. This guy must have an ego that rivals Terrel Owens without the side of practicallity. When Leak’s a 3rd round pick this spring, he’ll have The Turtle to thank. Meanwhile, which organ do you think will fail first in the body of Tim Tebow? I’m betting kidney. That disease that ruined Rocky’s career after he defeated the Russian is gonna rear it’s ugly head for Timmy!. Hey future NFL Star QBs currently playing in highschool, you really want to play in this offense? Hell, even Gator fans don’t recognize you afterwards.
Remember the Conference, Schmonference Theorems…
- Conference, Schmonference Theorem #1: Conference Affiliation Doesn’t Make a Team Good.
- Conference, Schmonference Theorem #2: Conference Teams That Tear Eachother Apart In Conference Play Might Belong To An Excellent Conference, But They’re Just As Likely To Belong To A Mediocre Conference.
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I don’t get it. If you’re truly the best team in the country, shouldn’t you be able to beat all the teams in your conference? I guess I just don’t understand this footballyall.