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ESPN has decided to stop focusing on the negative and start spinning on the positive in all aspects of College Football. "We feel this will encourage our audience to log on and tune in to our online content and television programming even more.  Who likes having their parade rained upon," asks head of Market Research as ESPN, Rob El Robelrobel. As part of this new marketing effort, ESPN has redefined what was once known as a "Quarterback Controversy," calling it either a "Quarterback Tandem" ...

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