Welcome back to my series on beloved Notre Dame “parody” twitter accounts. This week I had a chance to sit down and talk with the ND Squirrel. He's a nervous guy, I mean squirrel. He loves Notre Dame sports, but the excitement and drama often gets to him so he has to burn off the nervous energy. He often sneaks into different venues ... he's always hiding somewhere in the stadium and will occasionally try to make his way to the visitors' bench to cause trouble, but he's never been successful. ...