Here are your @andrewwinn stats for this week’s #HLSrecap  — 130+ tweets from 71 contributors, with 9 first-timers making the cut this week. We now have nearly 400 unique contributors to at least one #HLSrecap this year. As you know, each week we present the following highly-coveted (and yet totally arbitrary) accolades:

• Brick Helmet Stickers
• #HLSrecap Top 25
• #HLSrecap MVP

Be sure to read about this week’s #HLSrecap Celebrity Guest Editor.

Here now is our Athletic Director, @FakeSwarbrick, who now has control of submarine nuclear launch codes thanks to a pregame bet with the Navy A.D.

Brick Helmet Stickers

So raise your hand if you thought Notre Dame would score 49 and we’d all be sweating this until the end?

That should be all of you. This is Notre Dame we’re talking about. Get ’em up.

So what can we take from this game?

Golson is the first player in our history to throw for three TDs and run for three TDs in a single game (take that, Rudy!). I’m still solidly on Everett’s bandwagon.

On the other hand, Brindza pulled a troll job for the ages by, just, you know, acting like NOT a kicker. And the defense must have been mesmerized by VanGorder’s facial hair, allowing Navy to burn the Irish with 454 yards of offense.

Unlike two weeks ago when we had a “quality loss” to Florida State, the Irish did NOT impress the playoff committee. But we press on with with the following Twits who earned highly coveted #BrickHelmetStickers.

• @HLS_BayouIrish – finally gets one this season! Where have you been?
• @taxbastard – NSFW as usual with tons of awesome nautical and penis references.
• @andrewwinn – I really like the third Indiana Jones movie. Well played.

#HLSrecap MVP

Now, onto the quantitative measures. This is just as it sounds — each week, whoever has the most number of tweets that make the final cut will be awarded the #HLSrecap MVP Award and the recipient of a jug and a couple drinking glasses from Indiana Whiskey.

Thanks again to special #HLSrecap Guest Editor @PDXirish last week for coming in and removing the “HLS author” bias from #HLSrecap. I’m looking at the numbers here, and it appears that @andrewwinn has a game-high 7 tweets, but since he’s already received some delicious Indiana Whiskey for his efforts in the Rice game, your MVP winner for the Navy game is @HLS_NDtex with 5.5 tweets.

Past 2014 #HLSrecap MVPs

• Florida State: @OptimisticDomer (10)
• North Carolina: @HoosIrish (3)
• Stanford: @FatherSorin (10)
• Syracuse: @IrishMoonJ and @HoosIrish (6)
• Purdue: @PDXirish (13)
• Michigan: @SupermanTDJesus (9)
• Rice: @andrewwinn and @IrishMoonJ (5)

#wHLSkey Fine Print

You’re only eligible to win #wHLSkey once per season. If you’ve already won, this week’s most prolific #HLSrecap contributor who hasn’t won will receive the Indiana Whiskey swag. In case of a tie, it will go to the highest-ranked in the overall season rankings.

Special Announcements

#HLSrecap Celebrity Guest Editor is @PootND

Let’s just dispense with the T.R.O.L.L. Points this week. and put Poot in charge of this thing. His 2011 Twitter performance during ND-Maryland was high art the inspiration for #HLSrecap, we’ve named the #HLSrecapMadness Trophy in his honor…and Lena just made @HLS_NDtex the MVP of her #HLSrecap. I can’t think of a better time to give the keys to Poot.

#HLSrecap Top 25

As a reminder, @andrewwinn awards one point for each tweet that makes it in; 1/2 point if someone else retweets/quotes/modifies your tweet and it’s included. The Twitter Ranking Of Leprechaun Legion (T.R.O.L.L.) Scale is awarded arbitrarily. Please welcome our newcomers to the Top 25: @NDatRivals, @Dixie_Domer, @thereidy.

2014 Cumulative Rankings

Rank	Name	Tweet Data	T.R.O.L.L. Data	Overall	Previous Rank
1	SupermanTDJesus	38		38	1
2	IrishMoonJ	33		33	3
2	OptimisticDomer	33		33	2
4	andrewwinn	31	+1	32	6
5	FatherSorin	29		29	5
5	PDXIrish	29		29	4
7	HoosIrish	25		25	6
8	oaknd1	24		24	8
9	HLS_NDTex	23.5		23.5	10
10	dapremonster	21		21	11
11	IDtheMike	19		19	11
12	FakeSwarbrick	18.5		18.5	9
13	PootND	17.5		17.5	13
13	taxbastard	17.5		17.5	14
15	TheSubwayDomer	16		16	14
16	jdford	15		15	22
17	jvs3	6	+8	14	16
18	Subway_Sprout	10.5	+3	13.5	16
19	Candice4ND	13		13	16
19	IrishTightness	13		13	19
19	NDatRivals	13		13	UR
19	PaulRRigney	13		13	22
23	Dixie_Domer	12		12	UR
23	eTruth_Irish	12		12	19
23	taddmike	12		12	22
23	thereidy	12		12	UR
23	tricerapops	12		12	19

Also receiving votes: @lluckoftheirish, @awilk, @bridgetandbruce, @D_Farmer, @Danny_Concannon.

Click here for the Complete Game-by-Game #HLSrecap Recap Appendix.