There are a couple hours left, and if you’re like me, your pumped, waist-deep in your third Ramos gin fizz, and looking for some tunes to get you through until kickoff.

Ladies and gentlemen, meine Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs, please, if you will, this:

Smooth Seminole

music by M. Jackson, words by B. Irish

As he came into the classroom
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into the apartment
He left the crablegs on the carpet
He ran under the table
He could see he was unable
So he ran into the bedroom
he was struck down, it was his doom

Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK, Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK, Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jamies, are you OK?
Are you OK, Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jamies, are you OK,?
Are you OK, Jameis?

(Jameis, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you’re OK)
(there’s a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Jameis)
(you came into your apartment)
(you left crablegs on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)

Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jamies, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been hit by
A smooth Seminole

So they came into the Tally
It was that day, it was Game Day
Talk about investigations
Pounding heartbeats no information 

Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?
Jameis, are you OK?
So, Jameis, are you OK?
Are you OK Jameis?

(Jameis, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you’re OK)
(there’s a sign in the crowd now)
(that he paid you to sign the baseball Jameis)
(you came into your apartment)
(you left the crablegs on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)

(Jameis, are you OK?)
(so, Jameis, are you OK?)
(are you OK Jameis?)
(you’ve been hit by)
(you’ve been struck by
A smooth Seminola)

OK, I want everybody to clear the area right now!

Aaow!
(Jameis, are you OK?)
I don’t know!
(will you tell us, that you’re OK)
I don’t know!
(there’s a sign in the crowd now)
I don’t know!
(that he gave you his condo Jameis)
I don’t know!
(you came into your apartment)
I don’t know!
(left crablegs on the carpet)
I don’t know why baby!
(then you ran into the bedroom)
I don’t know!
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom, Jameis!)

(Jameis, are you OK?)
Dang gone it, baby!
(will you tell us, that you’re OK)
Dang gone it, baby!
(there’s a sign in the crowd now)
Dang gone it, baby!
(that he gave you a new lambo Jameis)
Hoo! hoo!
(you came into your apartment)
Dang gone it!
(left crablegs on the carpet)
Hoo! hoo! hoo!
(then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom, Jameis!)
Aaow!

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Bayou Irish is a Jersey boy and Double Domer who fell under New Orleans' spell in 1995. He's been through Katrina and fourteen years in the Coast Guard, so we cut him some slack, mostly in the form of HLS-subsidized sazeracs. But, when he's not face down on the bar and communing with the ghosts of Faulkner and Capote at the Carousel Bar in the Hotel Monteleone, he's our man in SEC-land, doing his best to convince everyone around him that Graduation Success Rate is a better indicator of success than the number of MNC's won in the last five years.

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