#HLSrecapMadness Round of 64: #NDFBisdeterminedtokillme Region

Polls for this round close at 5:00pm ET on Saturday, March 22.

#8 IDtheMIKE vs. #9 eshiler

https://twitter.com/IDtheMIKE/status/379034795298525184

There it is… Rockne and Eminem on the same screen. Sorry world, but we just jumped the shark y’all.

— ESH (@eshiler) September 15, 2013

Marshall Mathers was a hot-button topic on Twitter during the ND-Michigan game, and these two gents took a more thoughtful approach to the developments. I’m not sure which of these tweets is more terrifying/hilarious, so I’ll leave you to decide.
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#7 Jo_Rae vs. #10 kevib47

https://twitter.com/Jo_Rae/status/384090601446449152

This is Kevin Barrett coming to you live from Notre Dame Stadium, where an enormous bag of cocaine has just exploded

— Kevin (@kevib47) November 23, 2013

The thermometer gets a workout during course of the football season, and Jordan and Kevin capture the polar ends of the spectrum while attending the Oklahoma and BYU games, respectively.
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#6 IrishMoonJ vs. #11 TheSubwayDomer

"dear lord: find this pass safely to my receiver." – Tommy Rees on any pass ever.

— Moons (@GAMoons) October 20, 2013

WHEVER YOU GO SWEET REESUS I SHALL FOLLOW. pic.twitter.com/D5ksMwZFy7

— Joshua Vowles (@TheSubwayDomer) September 14, 2013

Jim wanted to give ~~Subway Domer~~ Tommy Rees a proper sendoff with this tweet, while Subway takes a different tack.
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#5 Sah_Ma vs. #12 taxbastard

Our commercials are seriously SO much better than every other schools. How do we turn this into better tackling?

— AJ (@Sah_Ma) October 20, 2013

Folston runs hard like he's catching the last chopper out if Saigon

— OG Tax (@taxbastard) December 1, 2013

Andrew wants ND’s commitment to cross-disciplinary excellence to manifest some more immediate results, and Steve evokes ‘Nam when describing Tarean Folston. Nice.
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#4 SupermanTDJesus vs. #13 TheNDleprechaun

Y’all think this is a game?!?! THIS. IS. #GREENOUT!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/rm8UiPjg3g

— HLS_SupermanTDJesus (@SupermanTDJesus) September 28, 2013

Our offense looks like USC. For the first time in a long time that's a bad thing.

— Danny WiseFool ?✌️ (@dannywisefool) September 15, 2013

A dig at SC from the leprechaun? I’ll allow it. And normally he’s the only one you see clad in green, but SupermanTDJesus steps his game up bigtime with the Oklahoma greenout selfie.
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#3 ASilvidi68 vs. #14 kmac12380

I have never said as many swear words in 1 sentence in my life as I just did when Purdue scored. Need to go to confession. #NDFB

— Alan Silvidi (@ASilvidi68) September 15, 2013

My mom asked if I wanted to invite my Godson over to watch the #ND game with me. She must want him to learn to cuss.

— KMC I (@kmac12380) September 28, 2013

Sometimes, ND Football displays our vices. Alan’s evening ended pleasantly; as long as Kevin’s godson arrived after the first five minutes of the Oklahoma game, he was probably ok too.
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#2 ShowtimeTate vs. #15 MaxwellJohn

Slim shady r you ok?

— Golden Tate (@ShowtimeTate) September 8, 2013

Incompletion: "REES SUCKS BENCH HIS ASS".

Touchdown pass: "GREAT CATCH BY [receiver]!"#fans

— Max (@MaxwellJohn) October 6, 2013

John sums up a segment of ND fandom in this tweet. Similarly, Super Bowl Champion Golden Tate cut through the barrage of awkward Eminem tweets with this earnest question.
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#1 1irishchocolate vs. #16 90domer

The red zone: the ex girl friend that you try to build a friendship with but she hates you.

— lOUIS NIX III (@1irishchocolate) December 28, 2013

https://twitter.com/90Domer/status/381523054842892288

Louis Nix skipped the bowl game to rehab his injured knee, and fans quickly realized that the defensive line’s loss was Twitter’s gain…and he was rewarded with the #HLSrecap bowl game MVP. Sandy continues the football = relationships analogy with her tweet during the Michigan State game (if you’ll recall, MSU was frequently flagged for “illegal use of the hands”).
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Polls for this round close at 5:00pm ET on Saturday, March 22.

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