So, have you heard?  It’s quite exciting!  The University of Michigan (sucks!) Skunkbears (that suck!) are going to play all three quarterbacks against the alm0st-DII Western Michigan (sucks) Sucketeers!  Wow, what grand strategy!  What awesome planning!  What amazing skill and cunning! 

I love RichRod.  He’s the pervy uncle you loved to cringe at and run away from as a kid.  He’s perfect for UM (sucks).

So on his latest move, I tried to wrap my mind around what could motivate such a strategy.  First, I tried diving into RR’s mind.  After weaving through thoughts of undergrad cheerleader pregnancies, the current market price of Snake Oil and how I might push more kids to leave my program, I got a bit scared and backed off swimming for the surface as quickly as I could to get out of the cesspool that is RichRod’s brain.  So then I just pondered a bit, and came up with a few thoughts of my own, safely in my own head.  Here are the three theories I postulated around his 3 QB Rotation ‘plan’.

1)  They Must all Just be THAT Good.

This one popped into my head for a second and was gone just as quickly.  Why?  Well, first, Nick Sheridan is one of the 3.  Did you see him last year? I’ve seen 7th graders with 3 missing fingers on their throwing arm be more accurate.  Noodle Arms is a frosh that’s been around for all of 6 months, and the kid looks like an ill-timed wind might snap his arm off at the shoulder.  And Robinson, the most talented of the 3 I’d guess, has been on campus for like 8 minutes.  So this theory doesn’t hold.

2)  Michigan (sucks) thinks Western Michigan (sucks) is so bad that they can just experiment with the QBs to learn some things, without risk of loss. 

This one is equally improbable.   Why?  Ummmm, Appalachian State?  Or, better yet, ALL LAST SEASON.  No, can’t be it.

3)  RR has no clue what he’s doing, the QBs all look like shite, and he figured “F it, let’s throw them in there and see what happens, because I don’t know what else to do”.

DING DING DING.  We have a winn-ah!

“Maybe we’ll have three starting quarterbacks,” Rodriguez said. “That would be neat.”

Ha!  That’s a real quote from him.  Hilarious.  Just another sign that all is right in Skunkbearland, and that my bet with DTK is all but a lock.

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Biscuit co-founded HerLoyalSons in partnership with his ND roommate (Dillon Hall baby!), MQ, in 2006 and has been ranting about ND Football and everything Notre Dame since. He strongly believes in the mission of ND and its football program. Biscuit expects logic and data in arguments and will absolutely crush you if you come to a debate missing one or the other. He despises everything Michigan, and his favorite pastime is mocking Purdue.

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