Urban Meyer is a man on a mission. A mission to earn a spot in the National Championship game. But that mission may be derailed if this sort of thing keeps up.
WCJB-TV 20 Sports has learned Florida defensive end Jarvis Moss has been suspended for Saturday’s game against Western Carolina. Moss tested positive for marijuana. After practice Tuesday night, Gator head coach Urban Meyer would only say “We’re dealing with something right now, but I’m not ready to announce that.”
Shocking. Really. Who’d expect this sort of thing from the Gators?
Anyway, THANK GOD the gators have that handy, dandy game against Western Carolina this weekend. Urban can go ahead and get all of his suspensions out of the way before they have to go up against cross-swamp rivals FSU and that new-found offensive juggernaut that’s been hidden under the lifeless corpse of the ‘Noles’ former OC, Jeff Bowden. Hell, against Western Carolina (we still can’t find this on a map (don’t blame us, we went to public school!).), you could suspend all of the Gators and use 3/4ths-scale cardboard cutouts of Timmy! Tebow in their stead, and you’d still win 17-16. Then again, if you use all of the real Florida Gator players in a game against Western Carolina, you might still only win the game 17-16.
Urban, of course, cannot be so irresponsible as to suspend Jarvins Moss for the FSU game. That would essentially eliminate Urban’s best play: The Field Goal Block (Also known as the only play in EA Sports’ NCAA Football that has never, ever worked). And that would risk losing his school a lot of money in lost bowl revenue. And as we all know, college football is all about money, just ask the NCAA (Or Ron Zook and his recruiting team at Illinois).
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Seriously, how DO you block a field goal in NCAA?
Someone seriously needs to tell East and Western Carolina Universities that… well, those aren’t really options.
Western Carolina is in Cullowhee. Look it up! The Catamounts are going to take it to the Gators, and run like hell out of that Stadium. I think that Fla. should dress their practice squad in WCU uniforms. It would be a better game.