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We at HLS decided that while smart, witty, novel content is all well and good, you, the reader, really want serialized content that we can just dole out on a weekly basis using something equivalent to a mad lib and whatever the latest news items and figures of the day may be.
And so we’re proud to announce the Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award! Presented by Enron!
Know someone who told a big lie this week? Maybe they lied to you, or the media, or the world, or to themselves. Maybe it ain’t just one person but an entire group of people. And maybe it’s not just an outright lie, but more of a flawed concept, or a myth, or a canard! It doesn’t matter, just let us know about it! Has it got to do with football? No? That’s ok! As long as it’s a lie in some form, and it’s juicy, and it involves a person, place, or institution that we can google so we know what we’re talking about!
Each week, the staff of HLS will read thru the submitted nominations for the Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award and select a winner to be announced on Friday!
The first Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award will be presented next Friday, November 3rd, 2006. So get those nomination in today!
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