Apparently a laptop containing the Auburn offensive gameplan was stolen from the team hotel while everyone was celebrating their “beating” of South Carolina. The laptop is valued at – get this – $15,000…I’m guessing the rep that sold that machine made a $13,000 “commission” on the sale. Auburn head coach Tommy Tuberville had this to say about the incident:
“The police identified him as looking like somebody that they see around the mall all the time,†Tuberville said. “It had nothing to do whatsoever with South Carolina or any of that. We’re getting calls about that. It didn’t have anything to do with the game, but somebody out there’s got a nice $15,000 computer that doesn’t know how to get into it.â€
The HLS CSI unit has made a break in the case and uncovered that the laptop was stolen by not one person but a gang of “people we see around the mall all the time”:
Spurrier hired us…and paid us in Bratz.
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Ha ha! You go to the mall.