This weekend, nine Irish took to the podia, weight benches, and drill spaces to "[. . .] jump, and run across the floor, and perform many other feats, exhibiting [their] activity and condition." Each of them, and close to three hundred other ex-college players, are participating in this century's equivalent of the slave auction. Sure, they're there voluntarily, and they're chasing payouts in the millions-of-dollars. But they're still there to perform, or in the case of Teddy Bridgewater, not, ...