Death. Taxes. The Ohio State University playing their 9th string by the half. Sorry, Dneelan. He Just Don't Know It Yet. The Big Game: Notre Dave vs. UNC The Other One: Missouri vs. Nebraska The One Nobody Will Watch: tOSU vs. Illinois ...
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Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks Results: Week 9 – Footsteps
Sed's not hearing things. Those are the footsteps of a large pack coming up behind him. To Review: The Big Game: ND/Navy The Other One: Texas/TT The Lame One: UNC/Wake ...
HLS Expert Picks: Week 9 – Anchors Away!
Despite the fact that ND is not playing Purdue, this may well be the most boring week of the college football all season. Luckily Notre Dame gets to renew it's "rivalry" with Navy this weekend, and we here at HLS would just like to say it's an honor, Navy dudes. The Big Game: Notre Dave vs. Navy The Other One: Texas vs. Texas Tech The One Nobody Will Watch (Unless they want to see if UNC's fired coach can FINALLY win one, oh the irony!): Wake vs. UNC ...
Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks Results: Week 8 – It’s All About Momentum
Oh Sure, Sed might have the big lead, but a funny thing has happened lately. You can sort of feel it in the air tonight (cue Genesis). Momentum. It's a fleeting feeling, but when you've got it, you should embrace it, and take advantage of it. Sed, at least for this week, don't got it. They can both feel it. Ew. ...
HLS Expert Picks: Week 8 – Woof, Woof, Bitch.
Week 8. The week where Sed finally stumbles and the rest of the pack comes up behind him and starts to take him down. My father used to remind me, on a fairly consistent basis, that everyone wants to bite the lead dog in the ass. I don't know what that says about DNeelan's inner-thoughts, but it's an idea I'm fully supporting right now. vs. The Pack vs. Sed This Week's Games: The Biggie: Notre Dame vs. UCLA The Other Biggie: Calvin Johnson vs. Clemson The Yawner: Fredo vs. ...
HLS Experts’ Picks: Week 7 Results – So Far Away…
...Doesn't Anybody Stay In One Place Anymore? No. Well, at least not if you're Sed. Most of the rest of us, though. Where are we? Ah. There we are. See? Next to the Totem pole. No. The other one. The Hnad Picked Game The Other Big Game Who The Hell Cares? Bonus Points Week Points Season Points Bad Kermit 10 10 10 0 30 240 ChisND 10 10 10 0 30 215 The ...
HLS Expert Picks: Week 7 – We’ve Gone Bye Week Wacky!
We've made a departure from our normal rules this week to accomodate for the fact that the greatest football program in the history of the world. Each expert has picked their own "big game" this week to go along with the other, usual, not quite so big games. Personal Pick A Big Game Some Other Game Bonus? Bad Kermit Texas over Baylor 58 Michigan 43 USC 38 Colt McCoy ChisND Texas over Baylor 42 Michigan 52 USC 38 Graham Harrell The Biscuit Texas ...
Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks – Week 6 Results: I’m No Good To Me Dead.
Well, sometimes you shoot from the hip and you shoot first, and you kill a bounty hunter or two. Other times, you end up stuck in carbonite. Sure, right in the middle of the whole series it's not looking too good. But fear not! We've still got another half of the season to go, and if that's not enough to thaw me out, I can always manipulate the rules for the bowl game. I could always handicap the system like they do in NFL Blitz when one team gets too far ahead, thus ensuring that every last ...
Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks: Week 6 – Time to be Bold
Time for something bold. Time to shoot first and from the hip. Time to be the Han Solo of HLS. After having missed out on an entire week of points (I'd have gotten all of the winning teams and their exact point totals, by the way), it's time for me to do something amazing. If you read earlier today, I predicted that, IF a lot of things happen in a particular way, the Notre Dame/Stanford tilt will be a real barn burner. As such, I'm expecting 83 points to be scored in this game. 83! And I'm ...
HLS Experts’ Picks, Week 5 Results: Conspiracy Theory
You may or may not have noticed that the weekly picks for week 5 never appeared on the blog. Some people theorized that domer.mq was hit by a truck. Sadly, it turns out that domer.mq just let everyone down. Again. And as such, this week 5's results will include a score of zero, zilch, nada, zippo for our fearless leader. How ever will he recover? Fear not, dear reader. For our fearless leader/evil genius has his henchmen busy at work devising the rules for "The Bowlicious Round." Ah ...