Excuse me, WHAT THE HELL IS KATIE COURIC DOING? The whole world should be calling her out for the BS she displayed yesterday. Not gonna? Okay then, I will. Thanks Katie, for getting me back into RANT MODE.

Don’t get me wrong, I actually thought 95% of her interview was decent. It wasn’t soft, she asked some tough questions, but those questions deserved to and needed to be asked. For her to look at all professional, and to give Manti a chance to answer them.

But then Katie went too far. Katie went off the ledge. Katie went bat-shit-CRAZY when she started talking about how she would’ve handled the situation. How SHE would’ve done it differently. How SHE would’ve done it RIGHT.

GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK. Let’s break this down for a second.

First, and most importantly, Katie is about as far as possible from being Manti Teo. She’s an old, white, washed-up reporter, and she’s a she. Manti is a young, male, Morman, Samoan/Hawaiian wrecking ball of a linebacker that attended a Catholic school and played D1 Football. THIS IS A DIFFERENT FREAKING WORLD WOMAN! I mean, there are a ton of things closer to Manti than you…

So that’s point one. You have no idea what you’d do if you were him. BECAUSE YOU ARE LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE HIM.

But, Daytime TV Talk Show hosts spin BS all the time. So, moving on, the second biggest problem with her ‘advice’ was that she used the complete timeline of information to inform how she’d have reacted and behaved. Guess what Katie, when this was all going down MANTI DIDN’T KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW NOW YOU SILLY WOMAN! You can’t just take all of this data that you now have at your disposal and assume that, MONTHS AGO, Manti had the same information. Of COURSE he’d have behaved differently if he’d known it was all a hoax you twit. That tells us absolutely nothing.

Sooooo, since she’s so perfectly able to rip apart past situations, let’s find out What Would Katie Do (WWKD):

If she’s Steven Spielberg, SHE would never put Jar Jar Binks in the prequels. #WWKD

If she were Brian Kelly, SHE would’ve never called that pass play against Tulsa. #WWKD

If she were the Jets Organization, SHE would’ve never taken Tebow. #WWKD

The rest of the interview, like I said, was fair. But this was so far over the line. It was pompous, full of righteous indignation that Teo didn’t at all deserve, and disgusting from an ‘adult’. I never cared about Katie Couric. Wasn’t ever on my radar. Now she officially sucks.

And for all the ‘haters’ who may comment saying ‘yeah Manti still lied’ or ‘I’m an idiot listen to my stupid point that’s irrelevant’ I am not saying any of this exonerates Manti. He didn’t do everything perfectly and he is paying DEARLY. But that’s not the point. The point is that Katie Couric had the chance to be a journalist. To get a story and to dig deep. She started off down that path. But then, at some point, she decided to switch to being a moron. That’s the point. KATIE COURIC, you’re on the HLS WatchList. You don’t want to be there. I’ll see you on Twitter. Loser.

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• Kenny “Stink Palm” Rogers
• Shawn “What’s In My Insant Breakfast?” Merriman
• The West Virginia Football Team’s Status In The BCS
• The Cardinals as “World Series Champions.”

Thanks to those who wrote in a nomination.  After careful consideration by the judges, we’ve decided to award the First Ever Donna Shalala Lying Bitch of the Week Award to…

Kenny Rogers!

Kenny Rogers, a child of a strawberry farm in Florida, may be best known for being the worst post-season pitcher of all time BEFORE smudge-gate.  And then, oddly, he became perhaps the most dominating picther in post-season history just before the world said, “Hey!  What the hell is that? Dude, he should wipe a little more carfully.”

Thankfully, the smudge wasn’t that sort of smudge.  Nah.  It was just a bit of dirt on the palm of a man who is paid millions every year to worry about pretty much nothing other than his hands.  Yeah.  that’s it.  Just a bit of dirt.

Congratulations, Kenny!  Before today you were only an asshole.  Now you’re a lying asshole with a fancy award!

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Send us an e-mail to herloyalsons at gmail dot com. Subject: DSLBOTW to make a nomination today!

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We at HLS decided that while smart, witty, novel content is all well and good, you, the reader, really want serialized content that we can just dole out on a weekly basis using something equivalent to a mad lib and whatever the latest news items and figures of the day may be.

And so we’re proud to announce the Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award! Presented by Enron!

Nope. Not the really bad troll from Lord of the Rings! That’s Donna Shalala!

Know someone who told a big lie this week? Maybe they lied to you, or the media, or the world, or to themselves. Maybe it ain’t just one person but an entire group of people. And maybe it’s not just an outright lie, but more of a flawed concept, or a myth, or a canard! It doesn’t matter, just let us know about it! Has it got to do with football? No? That’s ok! As long as it’s a lie in some form, and it’s juicy, and it involves a person, place, or institution that we can google so we know what we’re talking about!
Each week, the staff of HLS will read thru the submitted nominations for the Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award and select a winner to be announced on Friday!

The first Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award will be presented next Friday, November 3rd, 2006. So get those nomination in today!

herloyalsons@gmail.com (Remember: Use the subject “HLS DSLBOTW”!)

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