October 24, 2006

The Donna Shalala Liar Of The Week Award

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We at HLS decided that while smart, witty, novel content is all well and good, you, the reader, really want serialized content that we can just dole out on a weekly basis using something equivalent to a mad lib and whatever the latest news items and figures of the day may be.

And so we’re proud to announce the Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award! Presented by Enron!

Nope. Not the really bad troll from Lord of the Rings! That’s Donna Shalala!

Know someone who told a big lie this week? Maybe they lied to you, or the media, or the world, or to themselves. Maybe it ain’t just one person but an entire group of people. And maybe it’s not just an outright lie, but more of a flawed concept, or a myth, or a canard! It doesn’t matter, just let us know about it! Has it got to do with football? No? That’s ok! As long as it’s a lie in some form, and it’s juicy, and it involves a person, place, or institution that we can google so we know what we’re talking about!
Each week, the staff of HLS will read thru the submitted nominations for the Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award and select a winner to be announced on Friday!

The first Donna Shalala Lying B&%ch of the Week Award will be presented next Friday, November 3rd, 2006. So get those nomination in today!

herloyalsons@gmail.com (Remember: Use the subject “HLS DSLBOTW”!)


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2 Comments

At October 24th, 2006 at 5:25 pm, The Biscuit said...

What is a lying Belch? Since when do burps create fabrications that they pass off as truth?

Weird.

At November 2nd, 2006 at 1:00 pm, Her Loyal Sons » Don’t Forget! The 1st Ever Donna Shalala Liar Of The Week Award! said...

[...] Get your nominations in today! We’re presenting the first ever Donna Shalala Lying B***H of the Week Award tomorrow! [...]

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