Sources close to the program have mentioned that (your third favorite NDFB player) is contemplating transferring from Notre Dame and that Brian Kelly and his staff are sitting down with him to discuss options and talk him out of it.
We are hearing that the primary complaint is with regards to the lack of (cereal brand at SDH) and (any random sundry item at the Huddle) and that (transferring player) is not excited about (any story arc from the current season of Arrow) heading into the spring. He would ideally like to leave before spring practice and not follow along the footsteps of (Catholic martyr) who went through spring practice and decided to leave afterwards, robbing (90s boy band) of valuable reps.
This bit of information helps to further support other rumblings we are hearing out of the (any storefront within the University Park Mall) re: (transferring player)’s popularity among his teammates and his qualities as a (old timey vocation). We are told of stories of (“nude” + board game) and lashing out at (any local trade Union chapter) in the locker room, leaving abruptly during (any latter part of the order of Mass except for the Eucharistic prayer), and is the sole source of team (any contraband item not allowed on airplanes) on an otherwise congenial team. The coaching staff is quite concerned with these developments and is striving to keep the peace heading into the spring. More details as we gather them, but it’s safe to say we here at HLS are on the edge of our (home appliance).