So our good friend and former guy in charge around here, DMQ, sent me a great little tidbit about our rival, Southern Cal. They are one of the top universities for “sugar babies”, aka the girls going after “sugar daddies” for money.
Now, the fun doesn’t end there. Not only can we laugh at Southern Cal for appearing on a list of shame, but take a gander at some of the other schools on that list. The Pac 12 is rather well represented as well as some other BCS schools:
[table “” not found /]I’m sure everyone expected the sunny locations of Indiana and Michigan State on this list. Somehow, I almost found that more hilarious than Southern Cal landing at the #8 spot on this list.
Almost.
And what makes this even better? The gold in the comment section of the post. Loyal readers, I introduce you to “rocknkat:”
I went to USC,
Oh, well here comes the defense of his alma mater…
and I can guarantee the girls who are doing this are not paying for expensive USC tuition.
Or not.
I know these girls. I am friends and f-buddies with some of them.
Bro threat level: FULL F’N BRO.
The majority of girls that are doing this are daddy’s girls who are getting their educations paid for by their own, biological daddies(or step-daddies),
but are good-looking, kept (as they came to USC),
Have you seen the girls at your school, bro? They aren’t Southern Cal girls, only the good-looking and kept come here.
and spoiled as all Hell, and only want more money. Period. They know they can prostitute themselves(and actually jokingly admit it) for hard cash(and a LOT of it). And the new mentality/rationale today is,”Well, it’s ok because I’m doing it because I just don’t have enough money for alcohol, drugs, clothes, shoes, and all the going out me and my friends MUST do every night, all night, and most of the boys we know here don’t have enough to take us out like the high-priced Kim Kardashian whores we want to emulate, so it’s ok!” And that is really about it. The older, wealthier guys they trick with are more than happy to hand them money, hand over fist.
And I thought I had issues writing run-ons.
I’m not even sure where to start here. I mean, Brojan here admits to banging these girls and then gets on a moral soap box. Make up your mind, which side are you on?
It’s ok with me, as I wasn’t planning on marrying any of these girls. So all the benefit, and none of the baggage. Hell, they have supported me during downturns in my wallet!!! So, thanks, dirty old pervs!!!
That’s better. Good to have you back even though we have to ignore the “these girls only bang for money, but I bang them and they pay me” logical fallacy. No big deal, you tell those old dirty pervs what’s up. I bet they don’t even lift, bro.
…Yeah, that was about it…
Gone so soon?
…and if you think UCLA girls aren’t doing this??
Thank you for coming back. Not only that, you are bringing UCLA into this. This is gonna get fun…
I (and my friends) know PLENTY of UCLA hoes that are doing this too. I call them hoes all the time, and they just laugh at it. They don’t care!!! They really, really don’t.
Brojan’s bringing his bros into this. Also:
It’s a new day, if you didn’t know about this kind of thing.
Actually, I was pretty aware today was a new day. You feeling okay, Brojan?
My guess would be that if there are girls doing this for actual tuition money?
That’s not a question, Brojan. I’m getting a little concerned about you, but I guess it’s cool. I know you don’t have time for sentence diagrams or simple logic slaying all that strange.
They are the old-school undercover strippers of the “class”. Working at 4Play and Skin, skeezer-stripper clubs like that. k, Later! -J
So many questions.
How does or why does one become an “undercover stripper”? I mean, are they trying to break down the seedy underworld of the strip clubs that you and your bros visit? How do you get into a gig so young? I mean, does a cop try to recruit teenagers? That seems horribly creepy.
And why is “class” in quotes? Are the undercover strippers undercover students as well? Man, UCLA sounds like a crazy place, Brojan, good thing your at USC with the far less sleazy girls.
Fight On, you should be proud.
/dies of laughter
The Roundup
Speaking of Southern Cal, the Poodle made a return. Only USC would give a guy that helped handicap them the past few years a hero’s welcome and then eat up his denial BS.
Everything about Davaris Daniels’ last season makes a hell of a lot more sense. A whole host of injuries hurt him both on and off the field. Please do the reverse next time: fight through the plan to go to class and don’t kill yourself on the field, please.
It’s definitely the offseason. Even the NFL isn’t immune to people digging for stories, especially when it comes to HOT DRAFT TAKES. This piece sums it all up fairly well.
This might be the most Texas thing ever. High school spends $60 million on a stadium (with tax payer money) and only two years later they had to close it do to cracks around the concourse. Good job, good effort, Allen.
Memo from the rest of college football coaches to Saban, Bielema, and the rules committee: You’re idiots for trying the 10-second slow down rule.
Yep, this section is going to be named after Nix now. I’m not sure what to call it yet, but his combine performance sealed it:
The Booze
Curiosity got the better of me after seeing far too many commercials about the Sam Adam’s Cold Snap seasonal. I must say though, I wasn’t disappointed. It’s not the best white ale that I’ve ever had, but I’d say it’s worth giving a try. Added bonus: consider it your protest for winter to stop.
Protip: Don’t drink this one too cold. It’ll completely kill the flavor. I’d say “slightly chilled” would be the best temp for this brew.
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First-generation Domer and a former student manager, HLS podcast host, HLS Sim creator, Extra Life streamer, and technical problem haver. You can find more non-Notre Dame related writing on his Patreon.
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Solid work, Bob.