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Home > Notre Dame Football > Handy Guide to Knowing Your Quarterback

Handy Guide to Knowing Your Quarterback

May 11, 2011 by PootND

In my time surfing the ND slice of the internet (namely twitter and the message boards), I have, to my utter dismay, noticed an alarming number of ND fans who repeatedly misspell player and coaches names. To help end these issues, I’ve created a handy guide to help everyone out.

1) Crist vs Christ

vs.     
ND QB                                        Your Lord & Savior

2) Rees vs Reese

vs.   
ND QB                                        Purveyor of delicious chocolate candies

3) Hendrix vs. Hendricks

vs.         

ND QB                                         Joan from Mad Men

4) Golson vs Gholston

ND QB                                 Former OSU player and 1st round  bust of the Jets.

Print this page out and hang it next to your computer. Maybe next time, your entire argument won’t be dismissed when it appears you are complaining about your Savior’s ability to throw to His left or Joan from Mad Men’s lack of playbook knowledge.

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  1. The Biscuit

    May 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Now that’s what I’m talking about. Add in a dancing leprechaun and it’s gold.

    BTW, your font is ginormous.

    • PootND

      May 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm

      Thanks. I adjusted the font down to 10. Hopefully that looks better.

      • The Biscuit

        May 11, 2011 at 4:52 pm

        Pretty

  2. oak

    May 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    As long you’re at it, let’s also nip this one in the bud: his name is Everett Golson, not “Everich Olsen.”

    I still don’t like you.

    #dammitpoot

    • PootND

      May 11, 2011 at 3:27 pm

      Who the hell called him Everich Olsen? That’s an impressive one

      • oak

        May 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm

        no one yet, but it’ll happen. that’s what it sounds like when you run the names together.

        • PootND

          May 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

          I appreciate the preemptive strike. Thanks

  3. Mark G

    May 11, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    I can forgive Joan from Mad Men for her lack of playbook knowledge, at least as long as she continues to demonstrate how the women in my office should be dressing.

  4. Jeremy

    May 11, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    Hilarious, love it!

    …next up sounds like for Ishaq Williams

  5. E-Man

    May 11, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Wait… it’s not Reece? (insert ESPN Personality pic here)

  6. VicPaul

    May 11, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    Love the pic of Jesus…The wink, the point and the thumbs up…Fantastic!!!

  7. Leanor

    May 12, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Not to be nit-picky, but Hershey’s is the “purveyor” and Reese’s is one of their products.

    PS-my mom thinks the Rees/Reese thing is just adorable (her words, not mine.)

    • PootND

      May 12, 2011 at 10:06 am

      Dammit Leanor. Once upon a time, Reese’s was the purveyor so it works!

  8. GB

    May 12, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Just a quibble but hopefully, Crist and Christ can meld somewhat. Chist will never be Lord but hopefully he can be the Saviour.

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