In my time surfing the ND slice of the internet (namely twitter and the message boards), I have, to my utter dismay, noticed an alarming number of ND fans who repeatedly misspell player and coaches names. To help end these issues, I’ve created a handy guide to help everyone out.
1) Crist vs Christ
vs.   Â
ND QBÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Your Lord & Savior
2) Rees vs Reese
vs. Â Â
ND QBÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Purveyor of delicious chocolate candies
3) Hendrix vs. Hendricks
vs.        Â
ND QB Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joan from Mad Men
4) Golson vs Gholston
ND QB                           Former OSU player and 1st round bust of the Jets.
Print this page out and hang it next to your computer. Maybe next time, your entire argument won’t be dismissed when it appears you are complaining about your Savior’s ability to throw to His left or Joan from Mad Men’s lack of playbook knowledge.
- Florida State 18, Notre Dame 14: A Quick Recap - December 29, 2011
- Stanford 28, Notre Dame 14: A Quick Recap - November 27, 2011
- Notre Dame 16, Boston College 14: A Quick Recap - November 21, 2011
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Add in a dancing leprechaun and it’s gold.
BTW, your font is ginormous.
Thanks. I adjusted the font down to 10. Hopefully that looks better.
Pretty
As long you’re at it, let’s also nip this one in the bud: his name is Everett Golson, not “Everich Olsen.”
I still don’t like you.
#dammitpoot
Who the hell called him Everich Olsen? That’s an impressive one
no one yet, but it’ll happen. that’s what it sounds like when you run the names together.
I appreciate the preemptive strike. Thanks
I can forgive Joan from Mad Men for her lack of playbook knowledge, at least as long as she continues to demonstrate how the women in my office should be dressing.
Hilarious, love it!
…next up sounds like for Ishaq Williams
Wait… it’s not Reece? (insert ESPN Personality pic here)
Love the pic of Jesus…The wink, the point and the thumbs up…Fantastic!!!
Not to be nit-picky, but Hershey’s is the “purveyor” and Reese’s is one of their products.
PS-my mom thinks the Rees/Reese thing is just adorable (her words, not mine.)
Dammit Leanor. Once upon a time, Reese’s was the purveyor so it works!
Just a quibble but hopefully, Crist and Christ can meld somewhat. Chist will never be Lord but hopefully he can be the Saviour.