This edition of the Irish Blogger Gathering is brought to you by Matt Mattare over at We Never Graduate. We could spend the rest of this paragraph explaining to you what you’ll be reading below, or you could just keep reading…
1. The biggest story of the spring was the quarterback competition between Dayne Crist, Tommy Rees, and to a lesser extent Andrew Hendrix and Everett Golson. Crist and Rees donned the red jerseys while the youngins were fed to the wolves with live contact. How would you rate each signal caller’s performance in the scrimmage? Then put on the Swami hat and predict what we should expect from each of them this fall and in the long term.
I’ll rate each QB based on the sounds my body made while watching each in action. Luckily for you all, these were all sounds coming from my mouth, and only my mouth.
Crist: “BLERRRRRRG” I was either quite hungry, had just belched, or I’d just witnessed Dayne make an attempt at the fabled “skip pass” long forbidden in American football, though rumored to be embraced and celebrated right along with forward-motioning receivers in a game I call “Canadian Hullaballoo.” The kid was 5 of 11 for 34 yards. Meaning he got 3.1 yards per attempt. Had he managed to complete that first 15 yard out, rather than testing the dynamics of earth-football friction, he’d have been averaging 4.5 yards/attempt. Note: It’s never – ever ever ever – a good day for a QB when a single completion would raise his yards/attempt by nearly 50%.
Rees: “MMMMRPHHH” Things were looking pretty damn near acceptable for Rees until he threw a pick that made him look like a candidate for “Lease Likely To Ever Beat Utah, SoCal, and Miami In A Lifetime, Let Alone To End A Single Season.” Mind you, as noted in the question, both Crist and Rees were wearing no-touchy-touch jerseys, so witnessing rushed, poor decisions like that INT was like watching that stupid kid in high school try to complete math problems on the board in front of everyone – you started to wonder just how long he’d need to ever actually get it right.
Hendrix: “Huh.” We all saw it and thought the same thing: “He kinda reminds me of Tebow. DERP.” But to compare Hendrix to Him is to compare my daughter’s works in Crayola water-based “paints,” to Mona Lisa. You really, really, really want to make that comparison and not have anyone pipe up and point out that you’re delusional, but, well, you’re delusional. Still, when pairing the easily-washed-away abilities of Hendrix with the master-strokes we all hope Kelly will make in this medium, it’s tough to deny that we’re not at least intrigued by what could be.
Golson: “Om NOM NOM NOM NOM.” At this point, I’d managed to track down a sandwich, so I can’t be held to creating high expectations for the kid. But, as with all of you out there, watching him run around, buying time, and gaining yards on his feet kept reminding me of Bon Jovi’s “Slippery When Wet” album art. Great minds and all that. I’m not trying to over-hype the kid, and this is certainly not based on the Blue and Gold Game, but if the next ND player to win a Heisman is a QB, it’ll be Golson.
2. Freshman defensive end Aaron Lynch burst onto the scene with seven tackles, including 1.5 for a loss. You might as well have attached his hype and expectations to an Apollo rocket and launched them into orbit they’re so high right now. Is he that good or should Notre Dame fans temper expectations like Brian Kelly keeps saying?
Temper them. To recount, on one of his best plays, he left his contain to tackle the carrier from behind, leaving himself wide open to assault via running QB. On another of his “highlights,” he left his feet and hopped through the gap between the guard and tackle – a move that will usually get you clobbered. Twice he used a spin-move to absolutely no effect because, well, he just had no idea what the hell to do when he was stone-walled (hint: his arms should have been up in the air, at least those 2 times). He’s a heaping ton of raw talent, and he still plays like he’s never really been in a game where anyone could contend with him (hint: the OL in a spring game aren’t really blocking – they’re working on any of a dozen of their own personal developmental goals on any given snap).
3. Pick two players that surprised you this spring–one pleasantly and the other unpleasantly–and explain yourself.
Pleasant: Louis Nix. I know, sacrilege, right? By even admitting to being pleasantly surprised, it’s admitting that my expectations of the kid were anything below “a god.” But as has been displayed numerous times via his twitter account, Nix is a goofball, at least off the field, and so one can’t help but wonder just how serious he might be on the field. Answer: Louis Nix is a very, very serious individual on the field.
Unpleasant: Steve Filer. I’ve not really paid a ton of attention to spring practice reports, in all honesty, and perhaps he had a stunning spring, but his showing in the B&G game (1 tackle) leaves a lot to be desired. I mean, dude can jump out of a pool! How does that not translate to spectacular domination on the football field?
4. Over/Unders for 2011!
Cierre Wood Rushing Yards: 1000
Under. I think it’s unlikely that he’ll get the requisite 167 carries that his 6.0 yards/carry average will necessitate to eclipse to 1000 yard mark.
Jonas Gray Rushing Yards: 300
Hrm. 300 yards over 12 games would be 25 yards per game. A rather paltry sum. Though that’d be a nice round 5 yards/carry if he got 5 chances in each game. I’ll take… over.
Games Michael Floyd Will Miss: 1.5
Under, but just barely. I have a feeling it’s gonna be a missed game to start, plus “not starting” in the 2nd game. Not saying I agree with the approach, but that’s what my gut says.
Dayne Crist Passing Touchdowns: 19.5
Under. To get 19.5 Passing TDs, he’d have to beat his current career total by 4 passing TDs. The formula would involve beating out Rees for the starting job, keeping the job, not getting hurt, and getting Kelly to rely on his throwing the ball more heavily than on Riddick and Wood carrying the ball in various ways. Not to mention the inevitable “Goal Line” package that will involve either Hendrix or Golson.
Games Started by Tommy Rees: 3.5
Under. I actually think Crist will win the starting job and hold onto it. And, shocker of all shockers, I think Crist will stay healthy because he’ll be used differently. I just think the Goal Line package will hurt his TD numbers.
Combined Games Started by Golson/Hendrix: .5
Under. At no point this season will Golson/Hendrix get a start, save for a scenario where ND returns an opening kick to the opposing team’s 3 yard line.
Aaron Lynch Sacks: 5.5
Under. 5.5 sacks would equal the total of 2010’s leader in sacks: Darius Fleming. And he beat out Ethan Johnson, Prince Shembo, and Kapron Lewis-Moore, among others, all of whom are still on the squad. Aaron will get his opportunities to make message board posters squall over why he’s not playing more often, but not enough to overtake the field.
Victories in ND Stadium: 5.5
Over. ND will not lost a game at Notre Dame this year.
5. This offseason athletic director Jack Swarbrick added two teams to future schedules: Temple and Northwestern. There’s a chunk of people who are outraged about the Temple games, but the vast majority approve of Northwestern. What are your thoughts on each of these scheduling moves?
I actually much prefer the Temple game over the Northwestern game. What’s gained by a date either at Northwestern or at ND for the Irish? Exposure to an unfamiliar market? Nope. Coverage by media members who don’t usually see ND play? Less than no – half of the ND beat is covered by NU grads/jerkoffs. Opportunity to play a “traditional” opponent? This is only valued by walking fossils who are still far too hazy on the entire Kuharich-Parseghian transition to have a firm grasp on the reality of the series anyway (hint: Ara won all of those games). Opportunity for ND’s fans to visit a storied campus full of college football tradition and a great atmoshphere? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I’m hardly in love with the Temple game, but now that I’m an East-Coaster, I appreciate the opportunity to head up I-95 and see my Irish pummel someone. And after last year’s Navy game, I’m still waiting for that chance.
6. Irish Illustrated senior editor Tim Prister, one of the most respected and longest tenured journalists in the Notre Dame community, had this to say in article following the Blue-Gold Game:
“How would NBCSports.com’s Keith Arnold know that “there’s a different feeling around Notre Dame” when he’s rarely at Notre Dame to report on its football program? Reporters have a feel for the program because they are immersed in it; bloggers take the feelings/opinions formed by those on the scene and make it their own.”
You’re an esteemed member of the Irish blogosphere. What are your thoughts on Prister’s jab?
I think it was a failure to even attempt to hide a bit of jealousy. And it should sort of serve as frosting on Keith’s cake for a week in which he also scooped everyone on the news of the decision in Floyd’s case.
I don’t know anything about Prister. I don’t really even read him. I do read Keith’s stuff because Keith has a) access and b) keen insight.
I do, however, do a lot of tracking of the “mainstream media versus the blogosphere” universe, and I can tell you that disparaging bloggers has already been done, and the commemorative t-shirts of MSM’s hoped-for victory have already been shipped off to a 3rd world country. There is, in fact, plenty of room for both approaches, but the MSM is often too busy trying to pick fights with the blogging world to bother with their supposed craft.
*****BONUS TIME*****
Outline what your day will be like from the moment you wake up until the moment you go to sleep on October 22nd, the day Notre Dame faces off against Southern Cal under the lights of Notre Dame Stadium.
Awaken to cries of either a 3 year old or 11 month old, watch some Little Eintsteins or perhaps some Special Agent Oso, depending on the hour. Discuss whether or not either I or my wife thinks either or both of the kids “feel hot.” Wonder if we should call the pediatrician’s office. Decide against it. There’s no way our kids could be sick 7 weekends in a row.
Take the kids to the park. Ask a parent if they would mind telling their kid to stop using one of my kids as a kick-ball.
Explain to the 2 officers who arrived a few minutes ago that, no, in fact I never threatened that dude or his kid. I’d simply asked that his ugly kid stop using my kid as a kick-ball.
Lunch.
Discuss if we want to hit up home depot to get the necessary hardware to fix the screen door, or if we should just wait until nap time.
Start to wonder if the kids will ever take their naps.
Hit up Home Depot.
Fix screen door.
Wake kids from nap so they don’t sleep right through to Sunday.
Make dinner.
Have dinner. Hey! Look at that! Chicken! Again.
Check twitter for indication of victorious victory of defeating defeat.
Tweet message about how you’re all welcome. Once again, as with every game since the last 2 minutes of Tulsa, I didn’t watch any of the game. The Jinx is still intact and in my safe keeping.
Watch recording of game on DVR at 2x speed, with 8x speed during commercials.
Go to bed with same satisfied feeling I get after a really nice, cold glass of milk.
This is my commitment to you.
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SDI
Nice work MQ. This post is full of gems, particularly the bit about the skip pass.
I also was tempted to make the Tebow comparison with Hendrix, but thought better of it for the reasons you mentioned. But now that you wrote it, I’m glad you did. I’m excited to see what the kid can do in real game action.
E-Man
I’m completely missing this comparison, whether it’s a lack of Tebow knowledge, Hendrix knowledge, or both.
Wasn’t Tebow more of a QB in a TE’s body? Hendrix looks like a QB, throws like a QB. Would I get hauled away in shackles if I said that the benchmark for Hendrix shold be more McNabb than Tebow?
rocket89
Yeah I don’t get the comparisons to Tebow either, it kind of seems like a lazy one because they’re both white and can run.
Actually, I think Golson is a skinnier version of McNabb, he reminds me so much of him right down to the No. 5 on his jersey. Both were super athletic, yet pass first quarterbacks.
I’m not sure who to compare Hendrix to, but I do know Tebow had almost 30 pounds on him. I think because Hendrix mixed it up and lowered his shoulder a little bit in the spring game people see the Tebow-esque ability, but I don’t think we’ll be running 15 dive plays into the middle of the line with Hendrix.
E-Man
Maybe Hendrix = Steve Young? I’m scratching my head for an above-average passer who throws a pretty ball, but is still a threat to run any old time, although not a “real” running QB. My head says McNabb.
I think Golson has got waaaay more of a cannon on his shoulder (at 18!) than McNabb ever had. He also seems like a lot more smooth running / escaping (McNabb always strikes me as looking like the postman running away from dogs, a funny upright run, little swivel when juking). I also got the feeling Golson is also a little more clutch (no justification, just gut). Wish I could have sit in some practices to really get a feel for it, but it looked like his velocity on passes during the B-G game was crazy –definately a notch above everyone else. If he can get the understanding the defense part down, and his mechanics cleaned up a touch, we’ll be saying “X is a like a poor man’s Golson”. I am beyond fired up about Golson.
trey
It’s just soooo hard to find those white QBs around the league, huh? 😉
SDI
That’s why i was hesistant to make the comparison. As soon as you do, a whole bunch of folks jump up to point out the ways they aren’t similar. But both are well put together, athletic QBs with decent to good (for a QB) foot speed, who don’t seem afraid (I know, it was only one scrimmage) to lower the shoulder to get a few yards. Tebow’s history has shown that you can win a lot of college games with those attributes in a spread offense, and as you point out Hendrix probably has a higher upside as a passer. Of course it isn’t a perfect comparison, Hendrix isn’t as big and doesn’t have a man crush on Urban Liar, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t similarities.
The Biscuit
Love your gameday. Love imagining you going through it. DMQ 2000 Version would have literally exploded at such a day. I am happy you haven’t yet exploded, and that you’ve ‘grown up’ to a point where you won’t. I’ll let you know when I get there, but don’t hold your breath…
jnffarrell
Simply have him give back his pay for the fraudulent year of 2010-11; then go away from college footbal for 2 years.
Erik '04
2) The plays Lynch made show his athleticism and hustle, especially the one where he forced the dump pass then tracked down the receiver downfield. However, we don’t always see the plays that he DIDN’T make. Thanks for pointing out those two swim moves, for example.
3) Filer is an enigma to me. So athletic, yet such a bust on the field. One of the TDs was scored as a direct result of him blowing his contain and being vulnerable to the QB keeper. Exact same scenario you mentioned with Lynch when he made that tackle for loss…except the QB kept the ball and ran in for a TD. We can expect such a mistake from an early enrollee freshman, but not a senior fighting for a starting spot.
#5) Well said!
Bonus) Thank you for your sacrifice. 🙂
tlndma
On Filer’s play the QB was a threat, on Lynch’s tackle for loss he was not. Did Lynch realize that???? I did see one play where Lynch got his hands up on a short pass and totally disrupted the play. Does Lynch have miles to go? Yes, just not as far as any DL we’ve seen in years and years.
I like both Arnold and Prister. I don’t understand Prister’s slam and why he would mention it. I do agree with him though, that much of Keith’s stuff is reporting on other reporters stuff. So what? It still entitles Keith to an opinion.
That said, if I could have a hot line to get info and informed opinion, from one reporter that covers ND. It would probably be to Tim Prister.
The Biscuit
Prister’s attitude is just so old school though. And why call a guy out, even if it’s true? It’s not it’s Keith’s fault that the world is changing and folks want to hear what he has to say now.
It wreaked of jealousy, it was unprofessional, and it made Prister look like a relic.
tlndma
I didn’t read anymore of the article than was posted here. I don’t know how it was brought up nor the context etc. Prister is usually level headed, informed and professional.
When I go back and read what he wrote here, I can’t find much to disagree with. Keith, after all has been in Cal. and China for some time now, I believe. That’s a long ways fom ND. I’m a big KA fan but, what was he basing his opinions on?
domer_mq
I think the issue we take with Prister stems from one question: If not Keith, who? Did he hope NBC would skip talking to their own blogger in favor of talking to him or anyone else not already affiliated with NBC?
The Biscuit
This plus, why the hell call out Keith? Even if he’s 100% right and Keith has no clue what’s going on (which isn’t the case), why publicly go after him? Why say anything at all?
The Biscuit
Oh, and Keith is in LA, not China. And if being in LA disqualifies him, I guess I am useless now too.
tlndma
KA was in Asia working. At least, that’s what he told me. I have no idea why Prister was so bothered by his opinions.
trey
“Oh, and Keith is in LA, not China. And if being in LA disqualifies him, I guess I am useless now too.”
No comment. 😉
Tracer Bullet
Temple will be an eighth (ninth?) home game. The Linc is a barn, it’s 20 minutes from Temple’s campus and the only time the Owls have played in front of more people than their parents and girlfriends was when Penn State came to town. That crowd will be three-quarters Irish.
domer.mq
It may well be the spot of the epic HLS-sponsored Tailgate of Terrificness.
nepachris
hey domer, you’re in DC right? if so, any ideas how i might get some tix for the maryland game without losing an arm or leg by going to stubhub or the like?????
Ryan
BTW, the first “skip pass†was tipped at the line by Brandon Newman. And his other “skip pass†was Riddick running the wrong route. So all in all, it wasn’t as bad as most people thought.
Erik '04
I’ve been reading some of the other IBG posts, and people have been spending way more time on the Tim Prister/Keith Arnold issue. I guess I am a little confused about Keith’s status as a “blogger.” Is he not professionally employed by NBC to write for them? What is his day job? I guess I considered him part of the mainstream “media” because of his affiliation with NBC and his website is http://irish.nbcsports.com/. I just assumed he goes to campus for the portion of each practice that is open to the media.
When I think of “bloggers” I think of people like you guys, the old BGS crew, Subway Domer, and every else who has a 9-5 day job and just follow ND as big time fans that then write about their interests on an internet blog. Those websites are usually some variation of blogspot.com or maybe they’ve paid to have their own domain name like you did. How does Keith Arnold get lumped in with the average Joe blogger when he has been legitimized by NBC like that?
NOTE: Don’t get me wrong, If I go to a mainstream media article it’s usually because you guys or Keith sent me there. Sometimes the NDnation list of recent articles, but not usually.