That’s ENOUGH!
“I’m real upset about that,” Meyer said after Thursday’s practice. “After a while, enough’s enough.”
29 arrests wasn’t a big deal. I mean, it’s only 29. A few bad eggs here or there, but not a problem. But 30!?!?!?!?!??!!? 30 Arrests? That’s 15 per MNC!!!!! 30 per Tebow! 1 for every player that’s graduated since he started at UF!*
But, despite his SEVERE anger about this, his MAJOR disappointment and his SERIOUS plan to fix it, UF is not a dirty program. NOPE!
“It’s not a dirty program,” Meyer said. “We follow the rules and some guys make some mistakes and we gotta correct those mistakes. We follow the rules and we do it the right way at Florida and we have to do a better job of correcting some of the people making mistakes.”
Hmmmm, okay then. What MAKES a dirty program then, Coach? You have more arrests than any other team in the nation over the time period**, but that’s not dirty? What do you need to get to dirty? 50 arrests? 75? FULL-OUT ARMED COMBAT WITH SWAT? WHAT??????
But now, really, now it’s going to stop. Because now, Meyer has his eye on it…
“If there’s something we can improve on, we’ll certainly look into that. If there are other issues in our program, that’s our job to get it better.”
So NOW he’s going to look into it. See, when he hit 10 arrests, it wasn’t that important. Well, because they were winning, see. Then, 20 arrests? Not a big deal. See, they were still winning. Now, they’re at 30 arrests. NOW it’s a big deal and NOW he’s looking into it…See, anything less than 30 arrests just doesn’t warrant the attention here. So yeah, now he’s going to start looking into that.
Effing brilliant.
Oh, and the ‘if there are other issues’ thing? THERE ARE FREAKING OTHER ISSUES!!!!!!! WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN YOU SHADY-@$$ COACH??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
*Just guessing here.
**Just guessing here too, but think my chances are decent.
HT: EDSBS
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Brad
I really kinda lost all hope in Meyer after he had a player firing off an AK-47 in the middle of a parking lot at like 3 in the morning.
If I remember it correctly, didn’t that kid not even get in trouble? Like, you-miss-the-first-play-slap-on-the-wrist or something?
The Biscuit
That guy was gone, but it still happened under his watch.
TLNDMA
I think god “told him” to get mad this time.
Neal Deesit
“We consider this a family. At times, some family members make terrible mistakes…”
Y’know, kinda like that one family out in California…the Manson family. Helter Skelter, Urbie