Mike Bianchi of the Orlando Sentinel wrote an opinion piece today. And by “wrote an opinion piece,” I mean he blew Urban Meyer; an act to be known, from this point on, as the “Bianchi.”
In a piece titled, “IMO Gator’s Urban Meyer is 2 Hip 2 B Square,” Bianchi manages to turn stomachs by using more saccharin platitudes to herald Meyer than ever could or ever should be cast upon an over-achieving Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
And hell, we’re gonna link to it. We can’t really stand to actually quote it. Can’t let that stuff get all over HLS. It’ll never clean out, but go! Read it! You should see this! You couldn’t get more sappy than if Mitch Albom wrote it while sucking from a tapped Maple tree, and I can’t fathom how the piece could, in any way, help Meyer’s reputation among America’s high school football talent. So, with that in mind, make sure your friends see it too.
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