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Home > College Football > Miami Sets “New Standard”. Tehran and Pyongyang Bow Down To Master.

Miami Sets “New Standard”. Tehran and Pyongyang Bow Down To Master.

October 17, 2006 by domer.mq

Washington D.C. – President of the United States, George W. Bush has announced that the “Axis of Evil” formerly made up of Iraq, Iran, and North Korea now consists of Iran, North Korea, and The Institution Formerly Knowns As The University Of Miami.

The designation as a part of the Axis of Evil and the assignment of a new name for the former Universitiy was made by the Administration in response to The Institution Formerly Known As The University Of Miami’s announcement that the 1-game suspensions given to players who participated in the brawl between FIU and Miami have been deemed appropriate by the Former University’s President and no further punishements will be executed.

President Bush has said he finds this announcement “deeply troubling” and that “only the most heinous and evil sorts of leaders would find this acceptable.”

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  1. jack

    October 17, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    I was at the Orange Bowl where Nd was being destroyed on the field. I was just in the rest room , and the Miami guy’s said p… on those socks..i had on white socks that said IRISH w/shamrocks in green. + i had on a T-shirt w/ our Lady saying.. from the golden dome of ND “ since you are able“… ” kill the canes ! ”
    Underneath the golden dome there were (with halos a top their heads) #13 #22 #25 ~ the `rocket`
    #28 & #9 ~~ (he knew ND was # 1 ) I would say the Miami fans were as nasty as nasty as they come “““““““““““ ` & the following year ND was #1 1988

  2. Bad Kermit

    October 17, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    I find this post confusing, yet intriguing.

  3. domer.mq

    October 17, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    I think he’s trying to say something. I’m gonna go read up on the Davinci Code.

  4. jack

    October 17, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    i saw 2 games in the orange bowl,but on the reverse of the t-shirt it says NOVEMBER 25th 1989 NOTRE DAME VS MIAMI .
    Proverbs 1:2-3, ‘an eye for an eye and TWO for LOU’ i guess i had a flashback to the ’87 game , where ND was anihilated. But we won at the fiesta Bowl w/tony rice . then lost to colorado thanks to a ref’s call…yes , and some miami fan pointed out a gramatical error on the front of my t-shirt. twas i that was also confused.

  5. Bad Kermit

    October 18, 2006 at 10:37 am

    What was the grammatical error?

  6. jack

    October 18, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    Regarding the grammatical error, i didn’t correctly quote the front of the t-shirt, which has our lady atop the dome saying to the haloed nd football players below since your able …….
    ” KILL THE
    CANES ! ”
    Actually, i was in orange bowl 3 times, the 3rd time being the 1991 FEDEX ORANGE BOWL where the rocket’s kickoff return of ~ 90 + yards for a TD was nullified by a clipping call with only 40 seconds left. 10 colorado 9 nd.

  7. Bad Kermit

    October 18, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Oh, and it was “your” instead of “you’re.” I see.

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