In the aftermath of the brawl between the “University” of Miami (Not Ohio) and FIU this weekend, there have been dozens upon dozens of calls for the head of college football analysis professional and “University” of Miami “graduate,” Lamar Thomas. Thomas can be heard during the telecast of the brawl encouraging the behavior of the student athletes on the field. His actions have created outrage among the normally righteous members of the media.
But wait. Were these the actions of an unthinking, neurologically challenged, maturity inhibited man, or is there something more sinister going on? Was Thomas really just working for “The Man?”
HLS has discovered an explanation of Thomas’ actions in his own words, told in a way that only Thomas a former student at Miami AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! could tell it:
first of all anyone who has ever met me knows my passion for the program. The University of Miami made me the person that i am today. I have NEVER shied away from speaking my opinion. Yesterday I saw a struggling miami football group become a TEAM. This is my second year working for Comcast Sports Southeast, and I really enjoy it. Recently this year I was pulled aside and told I needed to be more pro UM, because i was being to hard on the KIDS. Yesterday I watched our KIDS play a team that came into the OB for one reason, to make a name for its program. FIU WAS NOT GOING TO GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. AT first they were very physical,and that was to be expected because 90 percent of FIU’s KIDS had dreams of being a Cane. But then their frustration set in, after James Bryant turned up the heat with his physical play. Cheap shots then pursued. I WAS PROUD OF THOSE KIDS FOR STANDING UP FOR THEIR BROTHERS. I do not agree with the swinging of the helmets. Nor the media only pointing out our KIDS. But if you know anything about this program, WE ARE THE TEAM THAT EVERYONE HATES. ON to what i said, I was so hyped in the booth I let my emotions take over. Do I have to apologize for sayin what I said? HELL 2 DA NAW ! Im going to make this simple, FIU tried to push us around and we fought back. From that point on for first time this year, WE look like A team trying to Destroy the opposition. I said i wanted to get on the elevator and go down to the field. LOL, I’m 36 years old what hell would i have accomplished. I did say you cant come into our house and try to slap us and not get slapped back. which is true so…………. I’m not a coach ! My job is to talk. For our broadcasts which are made for U of M fans, I’m supposed to add insight. And by golly I gave it, because if that was during my tenure we would have invited FIU to Tamiami Park to get it on( FRIENDLY GAME OF SANDLOT FOOTBALL ,OF COURSE) LOL. As you notice, I’ve called them KIDS. Lets not forget that. For most of these KIDS, The U is their FAMILY.
Some people spoke of my lack of professionalism, but this wasnt ESPN, ABC, TBS or PBS. Im not supposed to be neutral. Folks that watch this want to hear about the U, past and present. Listen If You wanna say I wouldnt Be a good coach because of my passion, Go ahead, thats your opinion. Maybe later on in life i will finally send in my resume. But right now I’m having too much fun running my mouth. OH yea I also enjoy chatting with our True fans. And for the ones who love to be very critical of me and the team. so be it . KEEP ON KEEPIN ON ITS YOUR OPINION. GOD BLESS AMERICA ITS ALL THE ABOUT U, BABY!I LOVE TO TALK YA!
UPDATE:
Holy crap. No Jokes Necessary. Lamar Thomas is the scum on the bottom of scum’s shoe. He should be put down for the good of the rest of the herd. What sort of “University” would ever allow a man with this resume to work as an analyst for their own football broadcasts?
The Juicy Bits:
- Arrested and jailed for aggravated battery for attacking his pregnant fiancee with a deadly weapon.
- Arrested for violating probation.
- Detained for brandishing a handgun and threatening suicide, prompting authorities to check him in to a mental institution. (HLS Comment: Why was he stopped?)
- Did jail time for again violating probation related to the battery charges, when he was arrested for choking
his fiancee. His six-month old son was present at the scene.
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Bad Kermit
Did he really write that? If so, minus 10 “Brotha” points for using the phrase “by golly.”
gwzimm
Boy I am so glad my kids never went to Miami.
Duane
let’s figure out a boycott that will hit them in the pocket books, that is ONLY thing the ACC and U of Miami seem to care about.
domer.mq
Good Idea, Duane.
From now on, nobody buy any cocaine.
Let’s see them keep the Orange Bowl from crumbling to the ground now.
Bad Kermit
Q, as long as cocaine isn’t the same as “smack,” I’m in.
Kilted Domer
Another idea: Everyone who visits the “OB”, throw some paint thinner on the pillars in there. If you’ve ever been to that dump, you’ll know that the Sherwin-Williams is the only thing holding it together.