On today’s Dan Patrick show on ESPN Radio, Dan Patrick mentioned that if he had just gone on the radio and told his audience that a Division 1 College Football Program was involved in a bench-clearing brawl this past weekend, and nobody in the country had already known about it, it wouldn’t take anyone 3 guesses to realize he was talking about the “University” of Miami.
This got me thinking about what other statements one could make about a football team that could plausibly involve Miami and would require fewer than 3 guesses to figure it out. Mind you, these are all hypotheticals, I think:
- A Division 1 College Football Team has invaded Cuba and is threatening the US with old Soviet-era missiles.
- A Division 1 College Football Team eats babies.
- A Division 1 College Football Team has hijacked a cruise ship.
- A Division 1 College Football Team has invaded France.
- A Division 1 College Football Team is walking around the Sudan with machetes and torches.
- A Division 1 College Football Team just burned down a church.
- A Division 1 College Football Team has just released a music album with K-Fed.
- A Division 1 College Football Team is being profiled on Celebrity Justice.
- A Division 1 College Football Team is being tried at the Hague for war crimes.
See? In any of those statements, the “University” of Miami would be one of your first 2 guesses.
Feel free to add your own statements in the comments section.
Donna E. Shalala: Wants you to take the “University” of Miami seriously. No. Really.
- HLS Tweets for the Week of 2009-11-15 - November 15, 2009
- HLS Tweets for the Week of 2009-11-08 - November 8, 2009
- HLS Tweets for the Week of 2009-11-01 - November 1, 2009
A Division 1 College Football Team was stupid enough to hire Lou Piniella.
A Division 1 College Football Team encourages the selling of crack to teenagers to supplement scholarship funding
And that portly little bull-dyke, Donna Shanana, doesn’t do anything…..that program should be shut down for the rest of the year. They are and have been for YEARS, a disgrace.
A Division 1 College Football Coach to play “Yoda” in Episode 7.
Donna Shalala served in the Clinton administration. Enough said!