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Home > Mitch Albom: I am the Worst Blogger. Ever.

Mitch Albom: I am the Worst Blogger. Ever.

October 3, 2006 by domer.mq

Waste of natural resources like Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sodium, and Potassium, Mitch Albom has gone to great lenghts, or not, to become the worst blogger in the entire world. Ever. This includes anyone and everyone that ever thought they’d blog about their cat, or their stamp collection, or their love of Harry Potter Fan Fiction.

We at HLS have already pointed out to our readers that Mitch Albom has a blog, but now the results have gotten so bad that we feel duty-bound to point out the actual address of the blog so that you can mock the man and/or block any and all emails you might ever receive that mention his blog’s web address. Because surely it would be better for your health and well being to receive an email that included a virus that would cause your first born son to marry your daughter, kill you, and eat the family dog. That’s how bad his blog is. It’s practically screaming, “Hey! Look! I’m Mitch Albom and I have a freaking blog! Read my “random thoughts” because they’re sure to be smirk worthy! I wrote a book that became a Hallmark Movie of the Week!”

HLS will also begin a feasability analysis of getting congress to pass a bill banning talentless, witless, genetic left-overs from writing anything on the internet. Surely if they can find a way to defeat online gambling, they can find a way to stop Sonar from ever logging onto his AOL account and doing damage to the world thru words.

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  1. Bad Kermit

    October 3, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    Can we just start referring to Mitch as “Anal Bom Cover”?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=4t1ODHSmcmg

  2. The Biscuit

    October 3, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    I think the worst part is that he uses the…ummm, I can’t say word here. How do I describe it? He uses the…phrase? No. Shit.

    He writes this: OHMIGOD

    Tool.

  3. Bad Kermit

    October 3, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    Colley Matrix Ranks Best Bloggers

    1. Mitch Albom
    2. Scoop Jackson
    3. Screamin’ A. Smith
    4. Domer MQ

    Sorry, Q. The Matrix has spoken.

  4. ChisND

    October 3, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    Dudes look at this guys resume (taken from Wikipedia):

    “Before becoming a journalist, Albom was briefly an amateur boxer, nightclub singer, and pianist.”

    HA this guy is a former boxer…let’s see a Albom vs Zibby match!….ah hell yeah.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Albom

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