The end to the offseason is nearly in sight. At least, that’s what I like to tell myself when SEC Media Days roll around. In all honesty though, before we know it, quotes and sound bites from these mid-July pressers will give way to camps in August. At that point, the season is practically right around the corner.
This episode of the Friday Roundup digs in to a couple of the highlights from this week’s round of coach speak including Nick Saban finding yet another thing to bitch about while another SEC coach talks about an erotic moment. I also talk about Michigan’s new Nike deal, #FSUTwitter invading Change.org, Bo Pelini home delivery, and the UFC cross paths with Ohio State in this week’s moment of Nix.
The Roundup
In this episode:
- Saban felt his team’s chemistry was off against Ohio State in the playoff and this is why.
- And after everyone jumped on that statement, Saban laments how a guy on a zero tolerance policy wasn’t given “due process” before he got the boot.
- SEC Media days gets a little freaky and borderline erotic.
- Adam Jacobi blesses the internet with borderline erotic hilarity that doesn’t include a string of tweets ended with a terrible pun.
- Details on the contract every Michigan fan will try to rub in your face because they still haven’t scored.
- #FSUTwitter invades Change.org to fight gender inequality and to fire or suspend an ESPN personality for calling them on their bullshit (over two months ago).
- Bo Pelini life-sized cutouts delivered to your doorstep–somehow this isn’t a terrible deal from Amazon’s Prime Day.
- Your moment of Nix featuring Ronda Rousey and Cardale Jones.
The Booze
It’s going to be a rum weekend. Someone get me to a tropical island and don’t let me come back until it’s time for football, please.
Texan by birth, Irish by choice.
First-generation Domer and a former student manager, HLS podcast host, HLS Sim creator, Extra Life streamer, and technical problem haver. You can find more non-Notre Dame related writing on his Patreon.
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