Yep, Urban SURE DOES run a squeaky clean program down there in Gainesville.
Not only do shady things go down regularly and become public, but the Gators use that lifestyle to sell recruits on the program.
In addition to the winning, the weather and the academics (helllll, no, of course he didn’t mention freaking academics!) and all that, Percy Harvin apparently gave the kids some great stories at a recent talk about the Gator program. Highlighted in the linked post:
*Non-stop chronic break. Harvin apparently regaled the potential recruits with stories about how he was allowed to/able to smoke weed pretty much all the time. I think I remember hearing him cough a lot when they caught him coming out of the locker room at half time.
*The fact that the team covered it up when he FREAKING CHOKED OUT AN ASSISTANT COACH.
Really.
Urban, please be telling the truth for once. Don’t ever, ever, ever come to South Bend.
Ever.
Don't take me, yourself, or life so seriously. This is supposed to be fun.
Biscuit co-founded HerLoyalSons in partnership with his ND roommate (Dillon Hall baby!), MQ, in 2006 and has been ranting about ND Football and everything Notre Dame since. He strongly believes in the mission of ND and its football program. Biscuit expects logic and data in arguments and will absolutely crush you if you come to a debate missing one or the other. He despises everything Michigan, and his favorite pastime is mocking Purdue.
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