You’ve already read this on every other sports website in the world. I just wanted to use the headline even though it’s completely inaccurate. Apparently the cop hit Pete. And not with an asp. Asps, by the way, have to be the greatest personal security device ever invented. The fact that Ben, from Lost, uses an Asp to beat the crap out of his enemies gives him a +10 in the cool column.
USC coach Pete Carroll said he was involved an auto accident Tuesday night when a Los Angeles County sheriff’s car swerved in front of him and collided with his car in Malibu.
“I was in the fast lane and the cop came from the slow lane and pulled right in front of me to make a U-turn,” Carroll said. “(My car) got hammered.”
I’m disappointed in myself. I had made a promise to myself that I’d only use that headline after Pete’s charged with actually hitting a cop after being pulled over on suspicion of DUI the night following a 38-0 Notre Dame victory over SC. But it seems so likely that Pete will leave for the NFL within the year that I feel the chances of that are about 50-50.
Plus I have a feeling Pete doesn’t drink. He’s probably “too Zen” to drink.
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